Title: 咸鱼给鸡娃幼崽当爸爸后
Author: 管红衣
Total Chapters: 146

Description:

Shen Qing transmigrated into a book as a love-brained, malicious little cannon fodder, marrying a sickly big shot in place of his beloved.

The big shot not only didn’t have long to live and was confined to a wheelchair, but also came with two “burdens” (kids). The little cannon fodder was quite dissatisfied with this family.

When Shen Qing transmigrated, the original host was standing in the living room, bossing around the big shot’s two burdens, one big and one small:

“Your uncle is crippled, from now on, everyone in this house listens to me!”

Shen Qing: ?… What kind of person would say such cruel words to such cute children?

Shen Qing glanced at the Spring Festival Gala playing on the TV and immediately changed his tune: “…Everyone listens to me, let’s make dump-lings for your uncle together!”

Behind him, sitting in the wheelchair, the big shot observing him gloomily: ?

*

Shen Qing transmigrated into a super-long, old-school melodramatic novel.

The big shot he married was the initial cannon fodder in the book, who would soon die of illness.

Leaving behind two nephews who, because of his abuse as their malicious aunt (uncle’s wife), had to strive for success and become self-driven “Chicken Babies”,¹ eventually becoming the all-powerful big villains in the book, committing all sorts of evil and losing all conscience.

Thinking about his future fate of being cruelly tortured to death by two Chicken Babies,

Shen Qing: …Although your uncle is going offline soon, your aunt will use the tens of billions in inheritance left by your uncle to take good care of you!

So why study? Isn’t tens of billions enough for you to spend a lifetime? Children should just play to their heart’s content!

However, the Chicken Baby mindset was already deeply ingrained. Facing the two highly self-disciplined kids every day, Shen Qing had to cruelly establish dozens of iron-blooded family rules:

1. Those who don’t accompany Little Daddy to the amusement park once a week are not allowed to go to French tutoring class next week….
2. Those who sneak textbooks into the amusement park! Are not allowed to study physics for a week!
3. You must accompany Little Daddy to watch newly released movies OwO Only after watching can you study~…

Under Shen Qing’s “strict” discipline, the two cubs finally learned to smile and love playing.

Of course, those were all to coax Little Daddy.

The cubs would still secretly read books under the covers.

“We must study hard, Little Daddy must be protected by us!”

The 3-and-a-half-year-old Long Aotian baby held his chubby arms and said solemnly.

“That’s right.”

The 6-and-a-half-year-old gloomy cub smiled helplessly: “Otherwise, Little Daddy is so lazy, what will he do in the future?”

Later, even the sickly big shot with a gloomy and ruthless personality looked at Shen Qing differently.

——Shen Qing pitied his tragic background, short life, and being single since birth, so he occasionally hugged and kissed him, giving care like family, showing all kinds of “consideration”… all as payback for the inheritance he would receive after his death.

However, after a while, the big shot was still alive.

Not long after, the big shot stood up!

Shen Qing: ? He can still stand?? …Help…!

[Wanting to live well but always choosing to muddle along and wait for death/let it be Shou × Weary of the world and waiting for death but having to get up again and again to clean up after wife Gong]

Small Theater 1:

The richest man, once revered by everyone in Huacheng but secluded due to serious illness, recently reappeared in public with his wife and children. Not only was he rosy and healthy, but he was also radiant.

The media conducted a special interview with Gu Huaiyu: What made you successfully get rid of the torture of illness and stand up again?

The cold and stern big shot showed a rare smile to the camera, considerate and indulgent: Wife is too good, can’t bear to die.

…

However, inner monologue: Wife is too salted fish (lazy), not at ease to die;

Wife is too flirtatious, dare not die.

#Really afraid the coffin lid won’t hold down after death, better not die#

Small Theater 2:

Shen Qing’s friends all knew Shen Qing had someone he liked, loved to death, willing to marry in their place, a bottomless lick-dog love brain.

But suddenly one day, they saw Shen Qing on a parenting variety show.

Not only was he no longer a lick-dog, but the richest man in Huacheng followed him around all day.

The two young masters of the richest man’s family also conscientiously and earnestly coaxed Little Daddy to be happy, played with Little Daddy,

And spontaneously walked their dad every day, doing homework only after walking dad…

Audience: “The cubs are melting my heart!”

“The cubs have borne everything they shouldn’t at this age (laugh)”

“Is this the new era’s way of raising kids? No matter how hard it is, don’t let the parents suffer!”

Shen Qing: …Believe me, that wasn’t my intention QAQ

Big Cub: Little Daddy, it’s late, you should go to sleep.

Little Cub climbing onto the bed holding a fairy tale book: Everyone move aside, today it’s finally my turn to tell Little Daddy a story!

Their Big Daddy squeezed to the side: …

Shen Qing: Salted fish lying flat ing.

Shen Qing’s friends witnessing this scene: ???

[Reading Guide]

1. Raising cubs while falling in love, daily life emotional flow, focuses on love line and family line, variety show is later.
2. The cubs are orphans, nephews at the beginning, will be adopted and call dad later.
3. Nonsensical brainless sand sculpture sweet text, just joyful and sweet.