I Never Imagined Long Aotian Would Become My Wife

Original Title: 我真没想让龙傲天当我老婆[快穿]
Author: 枕中眠
Total Chapters: 145 + 15 Extra

Description:

In the novel, there was a type of character, those who started in hell but rose all the way to the top, embracing beauties and reaching the peak. They were known as Long Aotian.

Without a master who imparted their wisdom, loyal little brothers, and diligent errand runners, they would not have survived.

To ensure the operation of the small world that was about to collapse, Jian Yuanbai had to play these roles.

Jian Yuanbai: That is, as long as Long Aotian can succeed in the end, it will be fine, right?

System: …That’s right, but the host must remember to have the male protagonist say Long Aotian’s lines at the right time.

In each world, Jian Yuanbai completed his tasks exceptionally well. The only thing that made the system heartbroken was…

System: Long Aotian should be surrounded by admirers! Not become your wife!

Jian Yuanbai, who had already been brainwashed by the chuunibyou lines: Even heaven and earth can’t go against my will, let alone just you.

In fact, Jian Yuanbai initially wanted to follow the plot honestly, but amidst Long Aotian’s constant “GeGe” claims, he gradually lost himself, filled with passionate dreams night after night.

Jian Yuanbai: I am still a virg*n, and my body is reserved for my wife. I am no longer pure, so I have to make him take responsibility.

The system crashed, went crazy, and became utterly furious: That was just a f*cking dream. You’re still pure!

Jian Yuanbai looked at the soft and white Long Aotian, with a deep and determined expression, and insisted: No, I’m not pure anymore.

Then, he exchanged the muscle-bound, eight-foot-tall cultivation method for another one. It was not that he disliked being strong, but he preferred a gentler spouse.

MINI THEATER:

In fact, Jian Yuanbai felt quite guilty inside.

The novel’s Long Aotian says: Seven times a night, joy every night.

After becoming his wife: Fainted three times in one night.

Jian Yuanbai blamed himself: I only made my wife faint three times, and there are still four more to go. I am sorry for my wife, but I will try my best.

Long Aotian sneered: …Seven times in one night, and you’ll end up without a wife!

World One: The poor little chess piece abandoned by the Aristocratic Family

Facing his cold-blooded family who kicked him out of the house and wanted to see him struggle to survive,

Long Aotian’s eyelashes trembled, and he suppressed shame, saying: “Today’s disgrace, I will repay it a hundred times!”

The goal was not achieved, and instead, they watched Long Aotian being vigorously cultivated and adored by the top wealthy Jian family. The extremely doting family member said: …What a tricky way to show off.

World Two: The poor little loser whose engagement was broken off

Long Aotian’s ears were red, and his wet eyes looked at Jian Yuanbai begging for mercy.

Jian Yuanbai: “Say quickly.”

Long Aotian: “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years in the west, Mo bullying the poor!” (三十年河东，三十年河西 is a proverb, which means that thirty years ago good Feng Shui was on the east side of the river, but thirty years later it was on the west side of the river. Later, it became a metaphor that world affairs or people’s destiny are always in constant change, and there is no fixed number of rise, fall, honor and disgrace.)

Before they could humiliate Long Aotian, they were suppressed by Jian Yuanbai. They vomited blood and fell to the ground.

Villains: …Give us our lines back.

World Three: The poor little vampire who was transformed

(Regra: Don’t know how the title came… it’s an apocalypse story about how they change into mutants resembling animals and became mindless carnivores)

World Four: The poor little Alpha with damaged glands

World Five: The poor actor who was hidden in the snow

World Six, Seven, Eight…

( Regra: ? There are only six worlds so I don’t know where the others came from…)