FIMA CH147: Dual Queue

【Hey, no way… Did I see that right…?】

【You probably didn’t see it wrong. I think I saw it too, and I even took a screenshot…】

【I left the livestream and re-entered to confirm it’s God Xie’s stream, but the account is ‘Smurf’ Bigshot’s?】

【So, why is God Xie logging into ‘Smurf’ Bigshot’s account?】

【Or rather, is God Xie actually ‘Smurf’ Bigshot?】

Xie Fengqing looked at the continuous stream of questions in the chat, feeling equally bewildered.

God knows, he was just as confused…

Gu Siyuan’s computer should have auto-logged into his ‘Gu Daxia’ account, right?

Why is it this one?

This recently very hot ID?

He frowned, slowly moved the mouse, and clicked open the character’s inventory.

There wasn’t much inside, but almost every item was the rarest and most expensive gear in the game “Great Wilderness,” like the Speedy Heart and Icy Heart…

The chat room became lively again.

【No mistake, it really is ‘Smurf’ Bigshot…】

【Why is God so reserved, even making a smurf account?】

【No, no, no, it can’t be right. The combat styles of the two are completely different, how could they be the same person?】

【Exactly, because ‘Smurf’ Bigshot’s tactics and style are entirely different from the current gods, we never matched him to anyone!】

【Honestly, God Xie is a total directionally challenged, reckless player, but ‘Smurf’ Bigshot is a tactical genius and a live map, how could they be the same person…】

Xie Fengqing looked at the screen full of exclamations and doubts.

That’s right, you guys aren’t wrong to doubt because they are not the same person.

But since when was he a directionally challenged, reckless player? Can they be a bit more polite?

No, no, no… that’s not the point.

What’s more important is, what the hell is going on?

This can only be answered by the owner of the computer.

Xie Fengqing immediately turned around and shouted, “Gu…”

At that moment, his mouth suddenly felt warm, and a large hand covered it, preventing him from finishing his words.

Since Xie Fengqing rarely shows his face during live streams, this time included, the camera was only focused on the keyboard.

So, the audience could only vaguely see a figure approaching and Xie Fengqing suddenly going silent.

Soon after, they saw a distinctly large, well-defined hand that clearly did not belong to Xie Fengqing, gently tap the keyboard and mouse. Then the screen froze, and the stream’s sound was cut off.

The viewers were first stunned, then frantically started spamming the chat.

【What the hell, why did it suddenly go silent, did God Xie get kidnapped?】

【Who was that who muted the stream, there’s someone else in God Xie’s room?】

【I just heard God call out ‘Gu’, who is that?】

At this moment, an ordinary message floated by.

Although it was very ordinary, because of its crucial content, it was quickly captured by everyone.

【Can I say this? I’m God Xie’s schoolmate, his freeloading, cheating boyfriend seems to have the surname Gu…】

【Wow, haha, I’m so glad I came! I never used to play games, but after watching the “Hero Saves the Beauty” video, I came to this stream just to ship CP.】

【Sister, shake hands, me too. I don’t understand the game at all; I’m just here to watch handsome guys and ship CP.】

【Haha, can I say I’m the same? Handsome Gu’s hand just now was so good-looking…】

【1】

【10086】

However, this is Xie Fengqing’s livestream, and many of his die-hard fans are well aware of Gu Siyuan’s existence and even know about his cheating with Qi Yue.

They have cursed Gu Siyuan countless times, both in-game and out.

At this moment, seeing these CP shippers’ comments, their anger flared up.

【Can the freeloading guy stop leeching off God Xie? Get lost as far as you can!】

【How does this scumbag have the nerve to latch onto God Xie for hype again? Did he buy a TikTok marketing account this time? Does he really want to debut?】

【A jerk can’t change their nature, addicted to freeloading. I curse him!】

…

Meanwhile, outside the screen.

Xie Fengqing, with his mouth covered, was held in Gu Siyuan’s arms, struggling desperately but unable to break free.

Gu Siyuan admired the cute look of the person in his arms for a while before slowly releasing his hand.

Xie Fengqing immediately raised his head, glaring fiercely, but said nothing, like a balloon about to burst.

Gu Siyuan’s lips curved slightly, “If you don’t have anything to ask, I’ll get back to work.”

The next moment, the white shirt sleeve was grabbed.

Xie Fengqing puffed his cheeks, huffed, and said, “Explain, why does your computer have the ‘Smurf’ ID?”

Gu Siyuan’s voice was calm, straightforward, “Because that’s my smurf account.”

The tone was so calm and matter-of-fact that it left no room for doubt.

Xie Fengqing’s eyes widened.

Gu Siyuan found his expression quite adorable and pinched his cheek.

Xie Fengqing grabbed the large hand and didn’t let go, shaking it slightly like a child.

He hesitantly asked, “How did your skills improve so quickly?”

Gu Siyuan looked down at him, speaking calmly, “Or maybe they didn’t improve; perhaps what you saw before wasn’t my real ability.”

Xie Fengqing was even more shocked.

“You’re a natural actor. Why did you pretend before?”

Gu Siyuan casually replied, “I wasn’t interested, just playing casually.”

Xie Fengqing huffed softly, uncertain whether to believe him or not.

In reality, these weren’t major issues.

Resting his chin on the back of the chair, he remembered something and excitedly asked, “So it was you who chatted with me in the game before, telling me not to get too close to Ying Ning…”

Gu Siyuan nodded, “Yes.”

Xie Fengqing grinned, “I knew it… How could it be such a coincidence?”

Gu Siyuan lifted his chin with a finger, speaking coldly, “Now that you’re my boyfriend, stay away from him.”

Xie Fengqing gave him a sidelong glance, half-smiling, “Why do you care so much about him? He’s not even my type.”

Gu Siyuan pressed his soft red lips, “Maybe it’s a man’s intuition.”

“Hmph, have you never gotten over me?” Xie Fengqing laughed smugly, rubbing his face against his hand, “You have to treat me really well from now on, and we’ll be together forever, so no one can come between us.”

Gu Siyuan lowered his head and gently kissed his forehead.

“Okay.”

Xie Fengqing was even happier, immediately hugging Gu Siyuan’s waist and not letting go, tilting his head up for a kiss.

Gu Siyuan held the back of his head, parting his lips.

No matter how composed and gentlemanly Gu Siyuan was usually, in such moments, he was a complete controller and aggressor, his actions rough and oppressive.

Xie Fengqing naturally accepted his domination.

Eventually, he was completely immersed, his body going limp, his mind hazy.

After a long time, Gu Siyuan finally released Xie Fengqing.

Seeing his eyes moist and lips swollen, he pointed to the computer screen behind him and raised an eyebrow, “The stream is still on; I just muted it.”

Xie Fengqing snapped back to reality, all traces of enjoyment gone, quickly turning to look at the computer screen.

“Oh my god, did it get caught on camera? Will I get fined…”

At this moment, the screen was rapidly filling with comments.

【What did I just see? Although I could only see their waists and legs, they were so close…】

【I clearly saw God Xie’s hands around Handsome Gu’s waist. In broad daylight, what were they doing?】

【We’re all old friends here, why mute and lower the camera? What’s so secretive that we, the honorable top fans, can’t see?】

【I’m so happy. I came here hoping to see handsome guys and ended up shipping a CP for real?】

Xie Fengqing’s cheeks turned slightly red.

These ungrateful people.

However, in contrast, Xie Fengqing’s fans were naturally displeased with the above risqué comments.

【Wow, where did these crazy people come from today, coming to the gaming section to ship CP? And shipping God Xie with that scumbag freeloading guy!】

【Really, who cares about CP here?】

【Right, if we’re shipping anyone, it’s God xie and ‘Smurf’ Bigshot, a double powerhouse CP. Who cares about the freeloading guy named Gu!】

【Right, if we’re shipping, it’s only the double powerhouse. The freeloading scumbag named Gu can get lost!】

Faced with such an uproar.

At this time, the few CP fans, though weak, continued to persistently voice their opinions.

【Maybe ‘Smurf’ is Handsome Gu, after all, they are together now, aren’t they?】

【Yeah, maybe God Xie accidentally logged into Handsome Gu’s computer and account!】

【Anyway, you guys still haven’t figured out who is behind ‘Smurf.’ Maybe it’s our handsome Gu after all!】

【Hmm, this analysis makes sense! Haha, we really did ship the real deal!】

However, these comments led to a flurry of laughter in the livestream’s comment section…

Aside from the colorful ‘hahaha,’ there was almost no other comment visible.

The CP fans who came here for the first time after watching the ‘Hero Saves the Beauty’ video were baffled.

What’s so funny?

Is it really that funny?

After a long while of laughter, someone finally explained kindly.

【Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter, you actually dare to say ‘Smurf’ is the freeloading guy named Gu, I really…】

【Do these people who ship CP based only on looks have no idea what freeloading even means?】

【Haha, with Gu’s skills, he’s not even fit to hold a candle to God Xie and ‘Smurf’ Bigshot! No matter who’s behind the account, it can’t possibly be that guy!】

【This could make it into the world’s top ten jokes! Hilarious and funny…】

Xie Fengqing blinked at these comments.

A bit awkward, fans!

He turned his head to look at Gu Siyuan standing beside him, “Look at you, overacting. What’s your image now?”

But Gu Siyuan remained expressionless, indifferent as always, “They’re just a bunch of irrelevant strangers.”

Xie Fengqing puffed his cheeks.

He looked back at the comments.

Now, his livestream’s comment section was divided into three major groups: newcomers who came to ship CP after watching the video; his long-time fans; and the gamers who only cared about the game and skills.

The gamers weren’t interested in the fans’ and CP shippers’ arguments; they were spamming the chat, wanting Xie Fengqing to start the stream quickly.

After all, no matter what questions there are, one game will make everything clear!

To be honest, they had never seen a first-person livestream from ‘Smurf’ before; this could be considered ‘Smurf’s’ debut stream!

The gamers were eagerly waiting.

Xie Fengqing looked at those comments and couldn’t help but pout; not only had they not seen it, he hadn’t seen it either!

He looked up at Gu Siyuan, “Look, they’re still waiting for your debut stream.”

Gu Siyuan shook his head, his voice cold, “I’m not interested.”

Xie Fengqing widened his eyes, “Then what should I do if they keep asking? Just ignore them?”

Gu Siyuan’s voice was calm, “What do you want to do?”

Xie Fengqing’s eyes immediately lit up, and he said loudly, “Team up with me, duo queue, that way all the rumors will be dispelled.”

Gu Siyuan glanced at him, smiling without saying anything.

Xie Fengqing’s face turned red instantly, knowing that his intentions had long been seen through.

But, since they were boyfriends now.

He directly started acting spoiled, pulling at him, “What’s wrong with queuing up? I haven’t played with you yet.”

Gu Siyuan pinched his cheek, his eyes calm, saying nothing.

Xie Fengqing puffed his cheeks, “Really not gonna queue?”

Gu Siyuan remained silent.

Xie Fengqing kissed his hand, “Just this once.”

Gu Siyuan pressed his lips, playing with them as if they were soft jelly, but still said nothing.

Xie Fengqing was about to despair.

He glared at him fiercely, “Gu Siyuan, I won’t kiss you today.”

But at that moment, Gu Siyuan glanced at the computer screen and, with a deep, magnetic voice, said, “Okay, let’s queue.”

Xie Fengqing’s eyes widened, “Really?”

Gu Siyuan nodded.

“Boyfriend, I love you the most.”

Xie Fengqing immediately beamed, excitedly turning to look at the computer screen, only to see someone spamming in the comment section.

【If that freeloading guy Gu is ‘Smurf’ Bigshot, then I’m the CEO of the streaming platform, and I’ll give everyone here a red envelope of 10,000!】

【Then I’ll eat a keyboard live!】

【I’ll perform taking a dump and eating it live.】

“…” Xie Fengqing.

It’s hard not to suspect that this was the reason Gu Siyuan agreed.