SGT CH74: Male Gathering

◎”Mental suggestion is hard, just use your body to make a direct suggestion.”◎

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[Where is the Scum Gong Value? Where is my super high Scum Gong Value?]
[A whole 30 points of Scum Gong Value, dropped just like that.]
[Although I knew the ‘Black Screen Technique’ was good, I didn’t expect it to be this effective.]
[So, Little Cake, what exactly did you do to the Tianjia Emperor?]

Looking at the increasingly lively bullet comments, Mousse replied indifferently:
“Nothing much, just beat His Majesty up.”

The Scum Gong Value did indeed drop right after he beat up the Emperor.

As for the fact that he cried at the time, Mousse didn’t intend to mention it.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were even more puzzled.

[The Scum Gong Value plummeted after the Tianjia Emperor got beaten up?]
[Uh… our Brother X does have a bit of ‘M’ (masochism) in him.]
[Ah, putting it that way, it makes sense.]
[Makes sense my foot! No matter how much of an ‘M’ he is, getting beaten up once shouldn’t slash the Scum Gong Value in half. How badly did he need a beating?]

Mousse couldn’t figure it out either.

But what he could be sure of was that the drop in Scum Gong Value had nothing to do with Aix being beaten up.

Or rather, it had nothing to do with Aix.

Throughout the whole day yesterday, Aix’s attitude toward him hadn’t changed much.

On the contrary, he himself…

Mousse raised his hand and touched his heart, which was filled with many unfamiliar emotions.

He somewhat regretted not beating Aix a few more times.

Why didn’t he bite him to death?

Why didn’t he bite those “pectoral muscles that look like they’ve nursed several cubs” until they were swollen?

Mousse ground his teeth secretly; he really shouldn’t have driven the Tianjia Emperor away so quickly.

At this moment, the Head Chamberlain came in to report.
“Your Highness, the Imperial Concubine, your guests have arrived.”

“Okay, have the mechanical attendants take them to the garden. I’ll be there shortly.”

For the upcoming bill, Mousse had invited all the males he was familiar with in the Capital Star.

To host males, round and chubby mechanical attendants were more suitable.

Compared to the tall and fierce Tianjia females, technology products looked more harmless.

Mousse changed his clothes and went to the garden that had already been set up.

Sunshine, grass, fresh flowers, desserts, and a group of males as beautiful as flowers—just looking at them made a Tianjia’s mood pleasant.

“Mu Mu is here.”
“Mu Mu~”

“I told you, you should call him Your Highness, the Imperial Concubine.”

“Just call me by my name. I didn’t call you ‘Your Excellency, the Male Sovereign of the Foreign Minister’ or ‘Your Excellency, the Male Sovereign of the First Legion General’ either.”

Surrounded by the males, Mousse sat down on the blankets spread on the grass.

Mousse had collected many woven blankets with different patterns and styles.

Taking them out and spreading them together on the grass looked very nice and was very popular with the males.

Compared to the Tianjia’s usual serious and rigid banquets, this kind of relaxed and cozy gathering was obviously more popular with males.

Mousse didn’t even let female attendants near the garden, only arranging for small robot attendants with baby voices to add desserts and drinks.

“Try this, it’s a dessert made by a Star Tree race chef. It’s delicious.”
Mousse happily shared the food with the males.

Males and females were different.

Females’ strong bodies and high-intensity exercise consumed a large amount of energy, requiring protein replenishment, so their dietary preferences leaned towards meat.

Males mainly used spiritual power, and glucose was the main energy source for the brain, so they preferred sweets.

Tianjia would add some sugar to the males’ food after they finished spiritual grooming.

But those nutrient solutions and nutrient pastes tasted bad to begin with, and the texture was terrible; adding sugar couldn’t save them.

It would even become more disgusting.

Like drinking medicine with a strange sweet taste.

“So delicious, sweet enough to melt the heart. Can I take some back?” Guy asked.

“Of course,” Mousse said. “I prepared a few boxes of snacks as gifts for each of you Tianjia. I’d be sad if you didn’t take them.”

Joshua, wearing white gloves, picked up a knife and fork, cut a piece of the soft dessert, put it in his mouth, and narrowed his eyes in satisfaction.

He turned to look beside him.

Mousse was introducing desserts to the guests while giving a spiritual grooming head rub to a male who leaned over. Sunlight spilled onto his beautiful pale golden hair, casting a warm halo around him. The whole Tianjia seemed to be glowing.

Such dazzling holy light.

Joshua raised his hand to block his dazzled eyes but couldn’t help leaning closer, his silvery-white hair touching the pale golden hair on his shoulder.

“Mu Mu, you look like you’ve changed a lot.”
Joshua propped his chin up and examined him.

“Have I?”
Mousse looked at himself, feeling no change.

After Tianjia completed their physiological awakening and reached adulthood, their appearance was pretty much set.

This state would last for several hundred years until the final period of their life when they would gradually age.

Of course, if they awakened again and broke through during these hundreds of years, their appearance would also be optimized to a certain extent.

For example, becoming better looking and more attractive for mating.

“Yes, you looked like you were withering before, but now, you’ve grown new leaves, maybe even flower buds.”

In Joshua’s view, every male was like a flower.

When they were still seeds, they were transported from all over the world to flower houses, sprouting and growing in glass flower houses.

When the flowering period arrived, they would be sold, taken away by females, and brought home to be planted.

Most females had no talent for planting flowers.

Nor did they understand how to adapt to local conditions based on the flower variety and region.

They planted males in exclusive flower pots, holding a general-purpose novice planting manual, watering, loosening the soil, and fertilizing regularly and quantitatively.

Then, the males gradually withered and died in the flower pots.

This process could be long or short.

In Joshua’s observation, the higher the grade of the male, the easier it was to wither.

Perhaps because they were smarter and more sensitive.

They discovered earlier how harsh their environment was and that it couldn’t be changed.

They couldn’t even hypnotize themselves to live numbly.

Seeing Mousse at the banquet before, Joshua realized he was decaying and withering.

Such powerful spiritual power, yet ashen like dead silence.

A male like this would completely wither and die before long.

Joshua had even thought about running away with Mousse.

Mousse had always been the smartest and bravest among them; he shouldn’t wither silently like this.

As long as he stole this pot of flowers from the Tianjia Emperor’s back garden, they could go anywhere.

The alien race that existed in spiritual form, the Zerg race from the same origin, even wandering in interstellar space would do.

Before Joshua could find Mousse for a thrilling escape journey, Mousse had regained his vitality first.

Joshua was very curious.

“Did something happen recently? How did you regain your vitality? Did you absorb some great nutrients from His Majesty the Emperor?”

“This… is complicated to explain.”
Mousse himself had just figured it out.

“Tell us slowly.”
A group of male insects held their drinks or desserts, looking at him curiously.

“…Let’s talk about the important things first.”
Mousse said, “His Majesty will propose a male bill at the parliament early next month.”

“Male… bill?”

Mousse nodded and briefly introduced the male bill to them.

“Can such a plan really pass?”
“Impossible, right?”
“Letting male eggs grow up in their birth families… I kind of miss my female father.”

“Do you still remember who your female father is?” the male next to him asked.

That male shook his head, “But he held me. I remember his voice and smell. He called me his kissy baby.”

“I also miss my female father, and male father.”

“When the Male Rearing Association came, my male father ran to the rooftop holding me, but my female father flew up and stopped him. Then I was taken away. My male father cried very sadly. My female father didn’t cry, but his emotions were also very sad.”

Males possessed spiritual power. Even inside the egg, they could perceive things around them, being especially sensitive to spirit and emotions.

Of the three bills, the males were most concerned about the first one.

Mousse didn’t like to reminisce about the past, but seeing the males around him lost in memories, he also recalled some content.

It was his first time perceiving this world. Amidst the chaos and noise, a pair of hands picked him up, and through the thick eggshell, planted a kiss.

Broad wings covered him, blocking the roaring artillery fire.

“Mu Mu? Mu Mu?”
Joshua’s voice came.

Mousse snapped back to reality and saw Joshua looking at him with worried blue eyes.

“Are you okay?”

“I’m fine.”
Mousse raised his hand to tuck his hair behind his ear, his fingertips brushing past the corner of his eye, and continued:
“Where was I? His Majesty will propose the bill in parliament, but whether it can pass depends on the final vote.”

“Everyone, I need your help. All males need your help,” Mousse said solemnly.

The males looked at each other and made a decision.

Those present were all high-grade males. Even if they usually acted innocent, ignorant, timid, and shy, their extremely high spiritual power destined that they couldn’t really be ignorant and stupid.

On the contrary, every male was very smart.

Joshua smiled, “No problem with my guy. He still wants an egg.”

Guy also followed, “Although my Female Master is fierce, I will make him agree!”

“My Female Master and I had a male egg before…” A male had tears in his eyes.

Another male said, “Even if I have to use mental suggestion on my Female Master, I will make him vote yes.”

“Can we do that?” A male felt a new world opening up.

“Is it too late to learn mental suggestion now?”

“Mental suggestion is hard to effect on females of the same level. Just use your body to make a direct suggestion.”

“Huh? Body suggestion? How do we do that?”

“It’s just first like this like this, then like that like that.”

“Wow, is that effective?”

“Females can’t stand this. If it really doesn’t work, just do the opposite.”

“Do the opposite?” The males were even more confused.

“For this, Joshua is the expert.”

Joshua, who was just about to go back and chat with the Foreign Minister: “?”

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