UCTOOT CH139.3: Extra

Shi Shu’s account mostly attracted fans of his looks, but he didn’t know how to pander to fans. Occasionally, streaming for half an hour eating instant noodles, talking to roommates, doing homework, no one knew what he was doing. Even during PKs, the opposing streamer would shout to the heavens, while Shi Shu held chicken chop rice without speaking, simply observing the opponent. Fans really didn’t spoil him, giving not a single cent.

So, Shi Shu’s livestream room had almost become a meme: a million-follower streamer, but never won a PK, zero commercial nature, purely a “whiteboard” streamer.

Shi Shu: “Want to PK again, right? Fine.”

Shi Shu connected to one. The opponent had the same volume as Shi Shu, likely a big streamer. Seeing Shi Shu was unfamiliar, the opponent clicked in to take a look: “Going for looks, huh?”

Someone in the opponent’s livestream spammed: [Boss! The opponent is no good, his fans are stingy, PK with him and our brothers won’t vote either.]

The guy looked and said: “Forget it then.”

After speaking, he hung up on this side.

Shi Shu: “…”

[Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Awesome!]

[Hahahahahahahaha!!!]

[Hahahaha…]

[Streamer connect again, Streamer connect again.]

Shi Shu couldn’t help laughing: “Anyway, seeing me unhappy makes you happy.” The fans were all joking, and mostly students. Shi Shu didn’t have sugar mommy fans; previously a rich lady tipped, and Shi Shu returned the money.

Shi Shu: “Connect one more! I’m going offline after this.”

This time, a streaming group appeared in front of him. Smaller fan volume than him, but also going the looks route. The man opposite had a face full of tattoos, wearing earrings, tattoos on his neck too, lip ring, dyed red hair, very explosive.

Shi Shu: “Hello.”

“Anyway, I was in a bar at the time, a bunch of women surrounding me…” The opponent’s voice transmitted to the livestream room. He glanced at Shi Shu, muted him without a word, continued chatting with his own livestream, too lazy to acknowledge him, and started the PK.

Shi Shu: “Who is he?”

[I know, a rich bro, his homepage videos are all luxury cars, antiques, villas, flying globally, feels very strong strong du (pretentious/narcissistic)]

[This rich bro is famous, his own tipping account is level 75.]

[His family is very rich, forgot which enterprise’s son. Livestream is full of sycophants, greasy men, listening to his scumbag love sage experiences every day, very disgusting.]

[Streamer Streamer, you’re going to lose this wave.]

Shi Shu: “…When have I ever won?”

[Although seeing you lose makes me happy as punishment for not updating videos, I really can’t be happy this time.]

[Want to help, but can’t beat them]

[Call me Big Sister, Big Sister will vote for you]

Shi Shu clicked on this person’s homepage: “No need—is this video your husband?”

[Ungrateful]

[Hahahahahaha the only rich lady left again?]

Shi Shu: “I’m not arguing, I really just asked casually.”

[Hahahaha! Stop asking!]

[Streamer, I am willing to exit the livestream room for five minutes for you. No other reason than I can’t stand seeing cruel things. Streamer, fight this battle yourself, I’ll come back in five minutes]

[Streamer, can’t stand seeing disgusting men win, see you in five minutes]

[Streamer, this subject retreats]

Shi Shu: “?”

“…”

Every livestream was this kind of show. Shi Shu wanted to laugh, but there were also some cute fans in the room.

[Clicked likes for you, hope it helps]

[Streamer, giving you all the free gifts.]

But as soon as votes went up here, the other side immediately voted like crazy stimulated dogs, suppressing them mockingly. Moreover, seeing Shi Shu was fair and handsome with many female fans, the opponent’s fans ran over to spam hate.

[Just this many votes? Thought you could fight?]

[This is a million fans? Bot bought, right?]

[Young Master’s Army attacks————]

[Your fans hurry up and vote.]

Shi Shu picked up a cushion, rested his chin on it, looking at the livestream room: “Brothers, still want to PK next time?”

[No no, don’t bully our Streamer…]

[All get out!]

Shi Shu held his forehead: “Now you’re unhappy when I really lose. Great.”

[Hahahaha tragic laughter haha aha!! 1]

Fortunately, Shi Shu wasn’t very competitive except in sports; it only felt a little uncomfortable.

Just then, a level-zero alt account with the ID “Forest” appeared in Shi Shu’s livestream room.

[Call me Brother, Brother will help you vote]

Shi Shu clicked into the homepage: “No, Bro, go away! No gay men! Straight straight straight! Don’t send me disgusting photos!”

Then, Shi Shu saw a white background picture with purely tattoos: “?”

Shi Shu turned around. The door was open. Xie Wuchi, wearing a light-colored cashmere sweater, was leaning against the door frame. Obviously, the video call had ended. He held his phone in one hand and waved it at Shi Shu.

[Straight?]

Shi Shu: “…”

Shi Shu turned his face to the camera: “Can be bent.”

[Good if can be bent]

Shi Shu: “…”

While Shi Shu was still thinking about how to answer, fireworks began to go off one after another in the livestream room. Gift effects exploded on the screen one by one. The livestream froze on the spot, and the gift record bar shot up abruptly—

The opponent, who was recounting his love history with disdain, saw the gift bar rising on this side, and his expression changed instantly: “Brothers, what’s the situation over there? Playing me? Everyone vote for me.”

The progress bar over there also began to surge.

[Holy crap holy crap holy crap! Rich bro arrived!]

[Holy crap, never fought such a wealthy battle!]

[How much? How much money is this? Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands, Brother, Dad, Grandpa…]

[Damn, my screen is full of special effects, going blind.]

[Big Brother, stop spending, ordinary people can’t outspend that rich bro opposite, look at his homepage…]

[They have a team, ten people recharging and pressing phones on the side, we can’t beat them.]

Shi Shu squatted in the chair, looking back at Xie Wuchi. He stopped at the door and didn’t come over to avoid being on camera. However, his finger tapped gently on the screen.

[“Forest” sent 1000 Deep Blue Water]

Smashing down at once, the Tattoo Bro opposite stood up directly and swore: “Are you XX playing me? Who the f*ck…”

Shi Shu watched helplessly as the livestream room boiled over:

[Holy crap! Sugar daddy! Rich!]

[Actually won this wave!]

[Amazing amazing amazing!]

[So explosive, I screen recorded! Throwing millions——]

Shi Shu exited the livestream room and turned off his phone. Xie Wuchi walked over: “Don’t worry, I’m not that stupid. The platform won’t get a penny of my money.”

Shi Shu: “You’re done?”

Xie Wuchi: “Mn, video call finished. Preparing to write a diary to organize today’s events.”

Shi Shu: “Okay, you write a diary, I’ll do homework.”

After the excitement on the phone just now, Shi Shu remembered that the subject homework wasn’t finished yet, so he took out his computer next to him. Having lived with Xie Wuchi in ancient times for several years, he found that the lifestyle most suitable for each other was that by his side, one could be oneself to the maximum extent, without compromising oneself or making any changes.

With Xie Wuchi by his side, emotions could calm down to read, study, and handle work; Shi Shu could also do things happily, and Xie Wuchi took care of him.

Aside from this, most of the outside world would only destroy and hurt each other.

The night was thin. Shi Shu heard movements outside the door; his parents had returned from their walk and were pacing in the living room. Rare not to have evening self-study tonight, they usually slept early.

Shi Shu made the PPT for the group assignment. It was about ten o’clock when he finished, and he happened to be a bit sleepy.

Going to ancient times was good; now he didn’t love playing games or surfing the net, getting sleepy on time.

Shi Shu walked to Xie Wuchi, who was looking at documents, and asked, “I’m going to shower first, I’m sleepy.”

Xie Wuchi: “You go first.”

Shi Shu finished showering and came out. Xie Wuchi went to the bathroom. A moment later, he came out. After drying his hair, Xie Wuchi took out an iPad to show him pictures: “It’s difficult to get Mom and Dad to agree to let you move out of school to live with me right now, so move next semester. Come live with me when you have fewer classes and on weekends. These are room photos.”

Shi Shu: “I really don’t need to suffer at all, right?”

Xie Wuchi: “No suffering.”

Shi Shu lay on the pillow looking at the house: “I think it’s all good, it’s good as long as you’re there.”

Xie Wuchi put down the electronic device, leaned in, and kissed him on the cheek. Shi Shu lay on the bed, leaning in his arms, slowly hearing the sound of rain outside the window.

“Why is it raining? I really like sleeping on rainy days,” Shi Shu said. “Especially now that you’re here too, I like rainy days even more.”

Xie Wuchi: “But on rainy days in Great Jing, we seemed to always be rushing, busy.”

Shi Shu: “So I feel particularly happy now, very calm, the dust has settled.”

Shi Shu extended his arms, actively hugging Xie Wuchi’s shoulders. After leaning together, his chin was cupped by Xie Wuchi for a deep kiss. Returning to the Eastern Capital from Xiangnan Temple, Xie Wuchi became exceptionally fond of kissing and hugging. Today, Shi Shu had long understood him.


Late that night, it rained autumn rain all night, and the weather instantly cooled down a lot.

They ate breakfast together in the morning, another meal at noon, and had to drive to the airport in the afternoon. Bai Mo and Shi Lun drove them. After arriving at the airport, Shi Shu went to first class with Xie Wuchi.

In the blink of an eye, the plane cut through the clouds, arriving at the place where the school was located. It was about four or five in the afternoon.

No classes at night. Shi Shu went with Xie Wuchi to see the apartment near the school. It was being furnished and decorated according to Xie Wuchi’s aesthetics. Shi Shu didn’t have much opinion for now; he didn’t care as much about lifestyle taste and wasn’t as picky as Xie Wuchi. He could accept anywhere as long as Xie Wuchi was there.

After viewing, Shi Shu went back to the villa area with Xie Wuchi.

The two lay in bed watching a movie. Shi Shu insisted on watching a horror movie, watching with one eye covered, squeezing directly into Xie Wuchi’s arms when scary scenes appeared.

Xie Wuchi: “Watch seriously.”

Shi Shu: “…”

Xie Wuchi prepared to watch an art film. Shi Shu fell asleep five minutes in.

Waking up bleary-eyed halfway through, seeing the male and female leads talking in English and confiding in each other, Shi Shu fell asleep again after half a minute.

Xie Wuchi’s mother lived abroad. His father lived separately in a special residential area guarded by police, more convenient for work, currently in a career rising period, without the slightest relaxation.

Xie Wuchi had always lived here alone. After nightfall, all servants left.

For a period, Xie Wuchi lived alone in a hotel for a year. Although the Xie family had properties all over the globe and rooms could be prepared wherever he flew, he always lived this solitary life.

Like some ordinary rich kids, he could have found a female or male companion to sleep with at night upon arriving at a place, playing for a few days, paying, and leaving. But he always lived this solitary life.

“I have a house in Norway. In winter, the snow is heavy, daylight is short. For a while, I was interested in skiing and lived alone in that house. Once it snowed, outside the window seemed to be the end of the world, no one else.”

Xie Wuchi lowered his eyes to look at Shi Shu sleeping beside him: “I want to ski this winter too.”

Shi Shu, blurry with sleepiness: “I’ll go with you.”

Xie Wuchi: “Keep me company for how long?”

“Until you come back…” Shi Shu grew sleepier listening to the movie sound. “How much longer, why isn’t it over yet?”

Xie Wuchi exited the art film and played another video.

The moment the sound penetrated his ears, Shi Shu bounced up directly from the bed, staring abruptly at the image projected on the wall, shouting: “Turn it off turn it off turn it off! Turn it off quickly! Xie Wuchi I hate you! Quick quick quick quick quick—”

The projection showed two overlapping figures on the bed, lying face down in the pillow, neither wearing clothes. The boy’s hair was grabbed by a large hand with veins popping, holding the back of the neck pressed into the pillow, body rising and falling, being hit hard.

Broken trailing sounds, crying tones, slender fingers gripping the pillow tightly.

Shi Shu’s vision went black: “Xie Wuchi, I—”

Shi Shu abruptly reached out to cover his eyes, but he was pulled into Xie Wuchi’s arms, back against him, hearing his voice in his ear: “Don’t be afraid, open your eyes and appreciate it well.”

Shi Shu: “Xie Wuchi, you really are a big pervert!”

Xie Wuchi’s voice was light and hoarse: “Open your eyes.”

Shi Shu felt hot all over, as if bewitched. He opened his eyes for a glance, completely unaware that he and Xie Wuchi were actually so… wanton! He covered his ears again, but his chin was pinched by slightly calloused fingertips, and he was kissed again.

The sound, the image, the video all stopped. Xie Wuchi kissed him, the heat dense: “Accompany me to Norway in winter, to that house. I plan to play the video for you every night, review everything again.”

Shi Shu struggled crying out: “Don’t want to date anymore, crazy!”

Xie Wuchi kissed him warningly: “Not allowed.”

Shi Shu: “I hate gay men, gay men ruined my life.”

Xie Wuchi deepened the kiss. Shi Shu’s arms went around him to hug him, held tightly in his embrace like tree roots hugging the earth.

Kissed until Shi Shu couldn’t breathe, saying: “Bro, I have class tomorrow.”

Xie Wuchi didn’t let go: “I remember, just kissing a couple of times first, send you to school tomorrow morning.”

Saying kissing a couple of times, he really kissed a couple of times properly. Xie Wuchi was very good at kissing, cupping Shi Shu’s face, kissing very pleasantly and desirously, and it was also visually pleasing. This was also what Shi Shu saw in the video.

Finally finished kissing, Shi Shu conveniently helped Xie Wuchi resolve once too. Lying on the bed patting the quilt, thinking about Xie Wuchi sending him to school tomorrow morning, Shi Shu: “So nice, we are best friends.”

Xie Wuchi: “Not dating anymore?”

Shi Shu: “You are the person I love most, and also my best friend.”

Xie Wuchi: “Baby.”

Shi Shu turned his head and was pulled into his arms again, hearing the sexy low voice in his ear: “Sleep now, baby.”


Sunshine was bright, the air dry and crisp, sky high and clouds pale.

Teaching buildings stood in numbers. After the class bell rang, a male wearing a plaid shirt holding a stack of books squeezed out of a crowd hurriedly, hands clenched tight. A boy beside him spoke to him.

“Zihan, going to the lab?”

Du Zihan waved his hand: “No no no, I’m going back to the dorm to sleep.”

“Why? Bro, you haven’t been diligent running to the lab recently. What, high pressure, want to drop out?”

Du Zihan: “No, what do you know? I’ve fallen into scientific nihilism recently. I always feel parallel worlds exist, you understand? I keep dreaming about walking in ancient times, a place unfamiliar to me. Oh my god, mountains of corpses and seas of blood, arrows falling like rain, storms and blizzards… And there’s a neighbor from Tsinghua who always wants to hit me, but luckily a good friend from Beijing Sport University protects me. But to be honest, I can’t remember the details clearly.”

Classmate said: “Did you get food poisoning from Pinduoduo meals?”

Du Zihan: “Delete that! I’m going back to continue perfecting this dream.”

“Hey, your subsidy, remember to ask the advisor for it after finishing the work last time! That project won an award!”

Du Zihan hugged his books and ran hurriedly towards the dormitory, but he was a bit hungry and prepared to eat first, taking a detour to the cafeteria midway.

“Hey, classmate!”

Du Zihan ran left, left blocked; ran right, right blocked. He threw a small tantrum and looked up, seeing a pair of smiling eyes. A sunny, cheerful, handsome boy wearing a black T-shirt, fair skin, looking at him smiling.

Du Zihan: “Who are you?”

Du Zihan looked a couple more times, a bit familiar: “Something up?”

Shi Shu said: “Classmate, my friend and I forgot our meal cards. Can we borrow your card to swipe?”

Du Zihan: “Sure. Let’s go, together.”

Shi Shu followed beside him. Du Zihan looked at Shi Shu, then saw the tall man aside wearing a white shirt, holding a suit jacket in one hand. Don’t know why, looking at him once felt like being beaten, fear rising in his heart.

Conversely, this young handsome guy looked very kind.

Shi Shu said: “We came to school to find someone, got hungry first.”

Du Zihan: “It’s okay, I’m eating too, I’ll swipe for two portions for you.”

Shi Shu took his campus card: “You’re called Du Zihan?”

Du Zihan: “I know what you want to say, but my parents love me very much, they didn’t know there are so many Zihans in the world.”

Shi Shu: “Aerospace Universe Manufacturing Engineering?”

Du Zihan: “It’s alright.”

Shi Shu walked with him to the cafeteria and swiped for two meals. Shi Shu took out his phone: “Come, add contact info, I’ll transfer the meal money to you.”

Du Zihan looked at him again and again: “Sure—what’s your name.”

Shi Shu: “I’m called Shi Shu, why?”

Du Zihan: “Just feel you’re a bit familiar.”

Shi Shu nodded affirmatively: “Look at me carefully again.”

Du Zihan looked carefully twice and said: “Indeed very familiar, but just can’t remember.”

Shi Shu: “Then think slowly. To prevent you from turning around and forgetting, I’ve decided not to transfer these two meal payments to you. You probably can remember for a lifetime.”

Du Zihan: “???? No bro, bullying an honest person right???”

Shi Shu laughed until his face was red: “Hahahahahahahahahaha!”

But Du Zihan didn’t get angry; looking at Shi Shu, he laughed instead: “Who exactly are you?”

Shi Shu: “Mn, do you remember, we took a boat together, got kicked off for having no money, you said you were an engineering student who could build boats, the two of us drifted down the river on that broken boat, flipped when entering the sea, and we lived by that seaside for half a year.”

Du Zihan’s face changed gradually: “You, you… you are Lai Fu?”

Shi Shu: “………………….”

The sentimental atmosphere Shi Shu just brewed vanished instantly: “Zihan ah Zihan, you actually forgot me, you even remember Lai Fu! Do you remember who had one mantou left and broke half for you? With dogs I walked in front, with graves I walked in front, I even asked Xie Wuchi to buy you a big house, you forgot all that?”

Du Zihan held back for a few seconds, “Hahaha!” slapped the table and laughed wildly: “Hahaha aha you thought I really forgot? Little Schoolbag!”

Shi Shu: “Holy crap, you played me?”

Du Zihan: “Uh, not really, I only have a very fragmented impression. I suspected I was possessed, dreaming all night. But I didn’t believe it, because some memories were too real. Once you spoke to me, I remembered some. But can only recall very fragmented segments.”

Shi Shu: “Being able to remember some is very good.”

Du Zihan pointed at Xie Wuchi: “Like him, I don’t remember. Did I get beaten by him? Why do I get scared as soon as I see him?”

Shi Shu: “This.”

Xie Wuchi: “I haven’t beaten you, my aggression isn’t strong.”

Shi Shu: “Mn…”

Du Zihan: “Fine, conversely I don’t remember either.”

Du Zihan looked up at Shi Shu: “Little Schoolbag, so you really exist in this world.”

Shi Shu: “Yeah, we are good friends.”

Du Zihan: “That’s great. That world in the dream, I didn’t like it much, but just remember there was you and… always very melancholic… I still prefer studying. It’s good now that I met you.”

Shi Shu: “Come to school to play with me, okay?”

Du Zihan: “Okay okay, I’ll come this week.”

Shi Shu spoke with Du Zihan for quite a while, but just after eating, Du Zihan received a text: “No good, have to get a package for my advisor, hurrying me, I’m going over first.”

Shi Shu: “Zihan, you’re being a lackey everywhere.”

Before running, Du Zihan instructed repeatedly: “Call tonight, I have many details to ask you. Little Schoolbag, bye-bye!”

Shi Shu watched him go far and withdrew his gaze.

Shi Shu stretched and walked back with Xie Wuchi. Getting into the car at the school gate, Xie Wuchi drove out of the congested area near the gate and turned in another direction.

Shi Shu asked: “Where are we going now?”

“Restaurant.”

Shi Shu: “Why, you weren’t full just now?”

Xie Wuchi: “Cafeteria tasted bad, food was very sour.”

Shi Shu reacted, putting his hand on his leg wrapped in suit trousers.

Xie Wuchi said lightly: “Don’t touch me.”

Shi Shu: “Not going to the restaurant, go to the house outside the school gate? Isn’t it tidied up? I’ll make you something to eat.”

Xie Wuchi: “Depends on the mood.”

The car parked in the garage. Footsteps transferred, quickly opening the door and entering the room. Shi Shu leaned close, kissed him on the cheek, and hugged Xie Wuchi.

Then, he was held up by his buttocks and hugged back, carried all the way to the sofa in the living room. Shi Shu reached out, slowly stroking Xie Wuchi’s tattoo, repeatedly and continuously.

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