SGT CH78: Dating Application

◎Married males’ dates must be accompanied by their Female Masters◎

In one night, the Scum Gong Value dropped by 6 points successively.

And the Tianjia Emperor was completely soaked in pheromones.

Mousse smelled his pheromones on the Tianjia Emperor, a rich scent of flowers and fruits. This strong presence didn’t disgust him.

In the following days, the Tianjia Emperor was tireless, as if injected with energy potions.

During the day, he prepared for the Empress coronation ceremony, refined the Male Bill, and suppressed opposition with an iron fist. At night, he still had abundant energy to find Mousse.

Although it was interesting every time, wasn’t this frequency of demanding pheromones too high?

It completely exceeded the standard for Tianjia eggs published by the Medical Institute.

“Aren’t you tired, Your Majesty?”

Looking at the Tianjia Emperor, Mousse walked over and sat down beside him.

He reached out, letting the Tianjia Emperor rest his head on his lap, and massaged his temples.

He sighed lightly: “Your eyes are red from staying up.”

The Tianjia Emperor was silent for a while and said:
“High-level Tianjia females all have red eyes.”

A Tianjia female with no sense of humor.

Mousse muttered in his heart.

Red pupils in a normal state were different from red pupils showing a bad mental state; as a spiritual groomer, Mousse was very sensitive to this.

The Tianjia Emperor had always lacked spiritual grooming, and his mental state wasn’t as good as he showed. He shouldn’t work too hard.

Mousse frowned slightly.

The spiritual plague hung over Tianjia’s future like a knife.

Even if the Male Bill had passed, Mousse wasn’t confident about avoiding the spiritual plague.

He dared not perform spiritual grooming for the Tianjia Emperor.

He worried that if the spiritual plague arrived, the Tianjia Emperor, whose spiritual domain had been groomed by him, would be infected because of him and die with him.

If it were the original him, he would think this was quite romantic.

But the current Mousse couldn’t bear to let the Tianjia Emperor die with him.

“Your Majesty, you are already very tired and need more rest. Sleep.”

Mousse pulled the blanket over and covered the Tianjia Emperor.

“Does Si Si not like it?” The Tianjia Emperor was confused.

It wasn’t that he didn’t like it.

The Tianjia Emperor’s outfit looked particularly good.

“You need rest.”

Mousse repeated, saying seriously: “Don’t always think about pheromones.”

The Tianjia Emperor’s face felt slightly hot.

He was over three hundred years old, yet advised by a newly adult Male Sovereign to be abstinent.

This experience was a first.

The Tianjia Emperor wished he could be intimate with the Imperial Concubine all the time, but could only calm down under the Imperial Concubine’s advice.

This was hard to do, especially since his male was still in his arms.

Perhaps the Imperial Concubine hadn’t realized it himself, but he had gotten used to sleeping in his arms.

This was a good habit.

The Tianjia Emperor held the Imperial Concubine with one hand and opened the terminal with the other, intending to rely on boring government affairs to calm himself down.

Mousse looked up and saw the floating virtual screen, asking in confusion:
“Are you that busy?”

“I have to perfect the Male Bill as soon as possible to reassure the public.”

More importantly, he had to rely on these to divert his attention so that he wouldn’t constantly think about entering the Imperial Concubine.

“Is it very troublesome?”

Mousse changed his posture, turning his back to the Tianjia Emperor, leaning on him, and watching the virtual screen with him.

It wasn’t just the problem of the Male Bill.

Pulling one hair moves the whole body; once the Male Bill changed, many regulations of Tianjia also had to change.

For example, exchanging military merits for males.

Tianjia females were a nation of soldiers. The military merit system was an important part of Tianjia’s military construction and the guarantee of the Tianjia Empire’s prosperity and stability.

Seeing the Imperial Concubine watching seriously, the Tianjia Emperor explained to him:
“The Empire’s military service period is ten years. But most females will switch to professional military females after service, staying in the army for hundreds of years, participating in various battles, just to accumulate more military merits to exchange for a male.
“If the Male Bill is implemented, and military females can no longer exchange military merits for males, they will collapse, and the Empire’s army will lose control completely.”

This was also the real reason why the Male Bill was difficult to implement.

Two hundred years ago, to seize high-level males from the monopoly of nobles, the Tianjia Emperor vigorously promoted the military merit system.

This gave excellent female warriors born as commoners the opportunity to obtain high-level males.

It made Tianjia’s army unprecedentedly strong, and the universe’s nations dared not face its edge.

But it also left many drawbacks.

Military merits were linked to males.

Once males were touched, the entire Imperial army was touched.

“Does Your Majesty want to continue implementing the exchange of military merits for males?” Mousse asked.

“No, since males have become citizens of the Empire, there is no logic for military merits to exchange for citizens.”

Otherwise, as fellow citizens of the Empire, if males could be exchanged, could females also be exchanged?

A General uses military merits to exchange for a Lieutenant General to take home, and the Lieutenant General continues to exchange for a Major General…

This would be chaotic.

Mousse understood his meaning.

“Once the Male Bill is issued, the system of exchanging military merits for males must be abolished. But for the stability of the Empire, the military merit system cannot be completely abolished; the link between military merits and males needs to be retained.”

“Yes.”

The Tianjia Emperor looked at the male in his arms with surprise.

His Imperial Concubine was truly sharp.

He pointed out the key in one sentence.

“What does Si Si think should be done?” The Tianjia Emperor asked.

“This is simple.”

Mousse felt the Tianjia Emperor was thinking too complicatedly.

“Military merits cannot be exchanged for males, but they can be exchanged for opportunities to date or have spiritual grooming with males.”

“Date?”

He understood spiritual grooming, but what was a date?

The Tianjia Emperor originally intended to link military merits with spiritual grooming.

But this could only treat the female’s spiritual domain, unable to let the female obtain the male; the female would never be completely satisfied.

But now, the Imperial Concubine proposed a new concept, dating.

“Yes, date.”

Mousse got the inspiration from the conversation of viewers in the live broadcast room and the interaction modes of other races.

“Females can use military merits to exchange for opportunities to spend time with males.
“During this time, they can do anything, watch movies, go shopping, play games… or have intimate communication.
“Of course, all communication must obtain the male’s consent. Especially, forcible possession of the male is not allowed.”

Mousse emphasized.

The Tianjia Emperor didn’t quite understand, “Is there any meaning in doing these?”

Although they could spend some time with the male, once the time was up, the male would still leave.

Never truly obtaining the male, wouldn’t it make the female more painful?

Mousse: “…”

Speechless at the big straight female with no romantic cells.

“Getting along itself is the meaning. If both parties in the date fall in love with each other during the process, they can choose to get married.” Mousse said.

“Get married?” The Tianjia Emperor was slightly stunned.

Military merits exchanged for dating opportunities; if they fell in love during the date, they would get married.

It seemed no different from exchanging military merits for males, but with much more uncertainty.

As everyone knew, males were timid and shy.

Spending time with a strange female for the first time, it would be good enough not to be scared to tears; how could they fall in love with the other party?

“What if the male doesn’t like the female?” The Tianjia Emperor asked.

“Then continue to work hard next time.” Mousse didn’t care.

“Next time? But military merits are hard to accumulate…”

Halfway through, the Tianjia Emperor suddenly realized.

Mousse voiced his thought:
“Military merits are hard to accumulate, but the military merits required for a date don’t need to be set as high as exchanging for a male at all.
“It can be one percent, or one thousandth of exchanging for a male. This way, the pressure on females can be much smaller, right?”

“If dating a hundred times, a thousand times, still fails to win the male’s favor…”

Mousse frowned slightly and said:
“Such a female should consider whether it’s his own problem. Perhaps he is not suitable for entering into marriage with a male.”

The viewers in the live broadcast room were also listening to their discussion.

[It’s like changing from buying a house with full payment to renting a house. And if you hit it off with the house, you can directly get the certificate, the property deed!]
[Please let me handle such a good thing!]
[Actually, it’s gacha.
[Originally, it required a lot of money to buy directly, but most Tianjia females couldn’t afford it, and males had no right to choose.
[Now females can use less money to draw opportunities to spend time with males, and males also have the right to choose.]
[Compared to traditional gacha, this situation is still very good.
[After all, when we chives draw a card, missing is missing, but Tianjia females drawing a card really get a dating coupon with a male.]
[Damn, if drawing cards could give me a chance to date my 2D husband, I would definitely whale!] (spend a lot of money)

Mousse’s method was indeed simple and easy to understand.

Even viewers from another world could understand quickly through examples, let alone the Tianjia Emperor who knew deeply how rare and important males were.

The preciousness of males in Tianjia far exceeded real estate.

Especially high-level males.

An S-class like the Imperial Concubine couldn’t be exchanged for several planets.

No, the entire Empire couldn’t exchange for him.

The Tianjia Emperor quietly hugged the Imperial Concubine tighter.

“Si Si’s method is very good. I’ll arrange it right away and let them draft specific regulations.”

The number of females far exceeded males. How many dates a male had to accept, and how many females he could marry at the same time, these contents remained to be discussed.

But the Imperial Concubine had already given the mode for females and males to date and get along.

The biggest problem had been solved. Next, only refinement on this basis was needed, making the work much easier.

The Tianjia Emperor arranged the matter.

Once the big trouble that had plagued him for many days was solved, his mood improved a lot, his whole body relaxed, and he couldn’t help hugging the Imperial Concubine and kissing him again and again.

Kissing easily led to overflowing pheromones. The Tianjia Emperor gazed at the Imperial Concubine longingly.

“Can’t we really do it once?”

“No! You need rest!”

Mousse forcibly pressed the Tianjia Emperor’s head down, forcing him to sleep.

“Alright.”

The Tianjia Emperor closed his eyes, smelling the faint and warm scent on the Imperial Concubine, and fell asleep.

Half-dreaming and half-awake, he suddenly thought, what if a female exchanged for a date with the Imperial Concubine?

What if the Imperial Concubine hit it off with that female during the date?

The Tianjia Emperor shuddered and woke up abruptly.

He hurriedly contacted the secretary team, asking them to set the military merits required to invite an S-class male for a date properly.

Set the military merits to Marshal level.

The Tianjia Empire had only one Marshal, that was the supreme commander of the Empire’s army and the supreme ruler of the country, the Tianjia Emperor.

Of course, setting the required military merits so high was definitely unreasonable.

The Tianjia Emperor had to find other rules to restrict it.

The Tianjia Emperor thought for a while and continued to write:
Dating applications for married males require the consent of both the male himself and the Female Master to pass.

Writing here, the Tianjia Emperor still felt it wasn’t safe.

What if the Imperial Concubine acted coquettishly to him, and he got dizzy and couldn’t help agreeing?

So, he added another sentence:
When a married male goes on a date, he must be accompanied by his Female Master throughout the process.

“Why aren’t you asleep yet?”

Mousse felt the Tianjia Emperor’s active mental fluctuations and couldn’t help opening his eyes.

He saw the last sentence sent by the Tianjia Emperor.

Mousse: “…”

Crazy.

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