RSDH CH37
“The ribbon-cutting ceremony just ended. It’s a pity I missed it, but looking from where I stand now, I can see the complete landmark building. It’s a red gift box… Oh? I think I see someone familiar!” Mengzai from Bilibili Anime Channel turned to the camera, excitedly saying, “It’s the two young ladies we interviewed before entering. They are performing, and neither is wearing a mask. Let’s go! Come with me to take a look!”
The Bilibili friends were energized: Go go go!!!
Relying on her press pass, Mengzai mingled into the front row.
On stage, two long-haired black beauties kept their heads down. Although their dancing was incomprehensible and they were clearly fishing in troubled waters (slacking off), everyone’s attention was attracted by their faces. When wearing masks, they were atmosphere beauties; taking off the masks, unsurprisingly, they were stunningly beautiful.
Anime Channel Livestream:
“Really moved this time.”
“Sister slay me!”
“Legs are so straight and beautiful!”
“The lady on the left is Tomie herself!”
“Really want to know the IDs of the two ladies. Wonder if they have accounts on Bilibili.” Mengzai suggested, “After their performance ends, let’s interview them again…”
Before she could finish, a scream came from behind: “President Cheng!!! Teacher Duan—!!!”
Mengzai turned around and saw three girls shouting excitedly at the stage, eyes brimming with tears, jumping up and down.
Mengzai looked back at the stage, searching among a pile of performers dressed the same, disbelief showing through her confusion: ” Lü Ye Shu Huai is on the scene?”
She was a CP fan, but because media work was too busy, she could only find time to watch the replay of All the Way With You every week.
Right at this moment, another person squeezed to the side relying on a work pass.
Mengzai looked aside and saw the All the Way With You logo on his clothes at a glance.
Old Xu nodded to Mengzai, raising the camera to aim at the stage.
Mengzai’s brain went blank. Looking at the two pure high school girls on stage again, the more she looked, the more familiar they seemed.
Her expression changed from confusion to certainty, then to shock, and finally transformed into surprise. Finally unable to hold back, she covered her mouth, tears filling her eyes: “Ahhhhhhhh—!!!”
[Lü Ye Shu Huai] and [Bilibili Anime], the two major livestreams exploded simultaneously, and the bullet comment system was instantly paralyzed.
Cheng Duzhou and Duan Xingye heard the commotion off-stage. Following the sound, they first saw the female host with rabbit ears, then Old Xu, and finally the three female students waving at them non-stop behind the camera.
The two saved the step of panicking and went straight to being dead inside.
After Cheng Duzhou and Duan Xingye came down from the stage, the All the Way With You production team quickly arranged for several security personnel to block the surrounding crowd to avoid causing a riot, escorting them to the lounge named “Prison.”
Old Xu followed behind carrying the camera. The audience in the [Lü Ye Shu Huai] livestream was still in deep shock.
“Good lord! Good lord! Too ruthless, dressed directly as high school girls! No wonder couldn’t find them anywhere in the venue.”
“Although the audience won this round, the kings are definitely Lü Ye Shu Huai!”
“Thanks to the girls on the scene recognizing them, otherwise with this outfit, they could hide until the game ended.”
“The Face-Dominating Couple is too strong! Cross-dressing turns all living beings upside down!”
“Joking aside, have to say it’s a very successful disguise. The two teachers are really dedicated. For the program recording, they didn’t bring any idol baggage.”
“Congratulations to Lü Ye Shu Huai for being first place again!”
Although the couple only took fifteen minutes from departure to return, both were exhausted, collapsing onto the sofa in the lounge.
Duan Xingye spread his legs carelessly. The skirt slid up a few inches, revealing snow-white and delicate thighs.
Cheng Duzhou glanced at it, sat up again, took off his jacket, and casually covered his legs.
“…” Duan Xingye leaned his head back on the sofa, turning his face to look at him. “What?”
Cheng Duzhou reminded: “You are a lady now.”
“…”
Cameras were installed in the lounge, and the bullet comments laughed:
“President Cheng is too deep in character.”
“Clearly just doesn’t want Wifey’s thighs to be seen!”
“Don’t cover! Looking twice won’t lose a piece of meat!”
“Person above, what do you know? What’s lost is the flesh of President Cheng’s heart.”
The couple couldn’t change clothes yet. After being caught, they had to perform the dance designated by the program team in these clothes later as punishment for losing the chase battle.
Old Xu opened the dance video on the TV and said, “Quite simple.”
Duan Xingye didn’t care what he had to dance later. Anyway, nothing could be more socially dead than exposing his identity on stage just now. He only cared about their group’s current ranking.
“Have any guests been recognized before us?” he asked.
Old Xu smiled mysteriously. Before closing the door for them, he said, “You are the first to be caught.”
Although he had expected it in his heart, Duan Xingye still wilted, turning to lie on the sofa armrest: “Cheng Duzhou, what to do? There is no need to sleep tonight. I didn’t even see what House No. 4 looked like last night.”
Cheng Duzhou glanced again, reached out, and tucked the jacket behind Duan Xingye’s upturned buttocks.
He said, “Maybe it’s not as bad as imagined.”
Bullet comments:
“Hahaha! President Cheng always only cares about how much Wifey reveals!”
“Babies, you are in the five-star grand suite! Most luxurious configuration!”
“So anxious! How to let Teacher Duan know he is first place!”
“The program team is holding back bad intentions, definitely waiting for them to finish dancing before announcing.”
Things having come to this, Duan Xingye being annoyed was useless. He and Cheng Duzhou had tried very hard to hide themselves in the crowd. Could only blame bad luck, encountering an interview and a falling curtain.
Duan Xingye sat up, tied Cheng Duzhou’s jacket around his waist, and said, “Come on, finish learning and dancing quickly, then you can go change clothes.”
Cheng Duzhou picked up the remote control and pressed it toward the LCD TV.
Instantly, cheerful music spread through the room.
“Il deo hagi ileun kiyomi~” (1 + 1 = Kiyomi)
“I deo hagi ineun kiyomi~” (2 + 2 = Kiyomi)
“Sam deo hagi sameun kiyomi~” (3 + 3 = Kiyomi)
“Kikikiyomi~ kikikiyomi!”
“…”
“…”
The couple watched the TV expressionlessly.
Bullet comments sprayed laughter:
“It’s the finger dance Kiyomi Song!”
“Can the program team do more!”
“Screen recording on, looking forward to the cute President Cheng and Teacher Duan!”
…
The finger dance was very simple; Cheng Duzhou and Duan Xingye learned it quickly.
But according to the production team’s requirements, not only remembering the movements well but also managing expressions well was necessary.
Duan Xingye hated those small actions like smiling, winking, and head tilting. Just imagining doing them himself made him feel allergic all over.
However, thinking of finishing early to wrap up early, when he actually went on stage, he wasn’t coy.
The couple arrived at the clearing in front of the mall. Not only were there All the Way With You cameras, but also tourists surrounding them three layers deep. Even Mengzai from Bilibili Anime Channel specially wrapped up late, waiting for them.
The production team gave each of them a cat ear headpiece. Matched with the long straight black wigs, they instantly transformed into moe girls.
Joyful screams erupted all around, phones snapping photos of them non-stop.
Finally, the music sounded.
Cheng Duzhou and Duan Xingye squatted with the rhythm.
— “Il deo hagi ileun kiyomi~”
Cheng Duzhou made a “1” with each hand, placing them by his cheeks, smiling shyly.
— “I deo hagi ineun kiyomi~”
The camera quickly panned to Duan Xingye. He made a “2” with both hands, raised above his head, dark eyes slightly curved.
— “Sam deo hagi sameun kiyomi~”
The two stepped closer to each other, entering the frame simultaneously, making a “3” with both hands and shaking them a few times.
Screams in the crowd were continuous, one wave higher than the other. Especially the fangirls, jumping up and down. Seeing the male gods’ such cute side, how could they not be excited!
At the end of the music, Duan Xingye wrapped it up.
He made a heart shape with both hands at the camera, smiled, tilted his head, and winked. A set of expression management worthy of a fresh sweet girl made the surrounding tourists scream until their voices cracked. The livestream went crazy directly, spamming tens of thousands of uniform bullet comments.
“Wifey!!! I love you!!!”
Finally, the dance performance of the Lü Ye Shu Huai group ended.
Warm applause erupted around.
Before Duan Xingye could breathe a sigh of relief, Cheng Duzhou beside him leaned over and hugged him. It was the kind of hug that took him into his arms but pressed his body weight onto him.
Duan Xingye stood firm, looking up, feeling the sensation of being relied on wholeheartedly again.
In the noisy environment, he could hear Cheng Duzhou’s low voice clearly: “Glad you are by my side…”
Duan Xingye swallowed, raising his hand to hesitate in mid-air for a moment, finally gently placing it on Cheng Duzhou’s back.
While doing makeup together, laughing and laughing, time passed.
While suffering social death together, the embarrassment seemed to lessen a bit.
While learning to dance and accepting punishment together, the situation wasn’t as hard to face as imagined.
This might be the first time since marriage that Duan Xingye felt having a companion by his side was quite good.
Cheng Duzhou and Duan Xingye were the first to finish the morning mission, so they could go to the accommodation first, where new mission arrangements would be announced.
In the passage to the dressing room, Old Xu said, “Congratulations on being the first to complete the chase battle. Next, the program team will send you to a five-star hotel.”
Duan Xingye drank a mouthful of water and looked at him: “Do what?”
Old Xu didn’t receive the excited reaction he imagined, stunned for a moment, and said: “Check-in.”
Duan Xingye hmphed: “Check into the utility room?”
Old Xu: “…”
Cheng Duzhou thought for a moment and said, “Meaning might be we rank first, can check into Room No. 1.”
Duan Xingye inhaled, looking at Old Xu, the focused look in his dark eyes seeming to seek verification.
Old Xu nodded: “The rule is guests caught first rank higher.”
Duan Xingye was blank for a moment, quickly understanding. Their previous thought that hiding until the end was victory was a misconception.
He smiled. At this moment, he felt all the social death suffered before was worth it. Subconsciously, he raised his hands high toward Cheng Duzhou, standing on tiptoe.
Cheng Duzhou was slightly stunned.
When Duan Xingye was genuinely happy, he would forget the distance between them.
Cheng Duzhou suppressed his heartbeat, leaning over to hug Duan Xingye.
Duan Xingye only hugged him for a second, pushing him away the next.
Duan Xingye looked at Old Xu, feeling too good: “You guys finally acted like humans for once!”
“…”
Old Xu didn’t know if he was praised or scolded.
Duan Xingye spun around on the spot, skipping toward the dressing room.
His happiness could be felt across the screen.
The bullet comments were happy along with him: Wifey is so cute ^_^
…
The scene of removing makeup and changing clothes afterward wasn’t filmed.
Duan Xingye stood in front of the dressing table, leaning toward the mirror, wiping his face with a makeup remover wipe. He always felt a gaze lingering around his bare calves.
Duan Xingye looked to the side.
Cheng Duzhou withdrew his gaze, untying his tie in front of the mirror.
Duan Xingye caught him, seeing he was still pretending. Raising an eyebrow lightly, he threw the makeup remover wipe on the table, turned around, and sat on the counter.
“Looking at what?” He rubbed the man’s knee with the tip of his shoe.
Cheng Duzhou looked straight ahead and said, “What looking at what.”
Duan Xingye simply grabbed his tie and dragged him in front of him.
Cheng Duzhou’s makeup removal was faster than his. The wig was already removed, black hair sticking up a bit damply. Water droplets from just washing his face still hung on his face. The look in his eyes was as indifferent as usual.
Duan Xingye knew this person peeked at his legs just now. What he was thinking was obvious, but he insisted on acting uninterested.
Duan Xingye couldn’t stand Cheng Duzhou pretending with him. Tearing open Cheng Duzhou’s cold exterior to take a peek had always been one of his bad tastes.
Maybe in a good mood right now, Duan Xingye’s cat-like eyes became a bit flirtatious. Spreading his thighs slightly to the sides, he said, “Come on, I’ll let you feel good for a bit.”
“…”
Cheng Duzhou’s gaze lowered, Adam’s apple trembling with restraint.
Fake.
Old Xu was still waiting outside. letting him feel good couldn’t just be these few minutes. Duan Xingye was obviously playing him.
Cheng Duzhou held Duan Xingye’s hand on the tie, removed it, and said calmly, “You misunderstood. I wasn’t thinking about that.”
Duan Xingye frowned. Without thinking, he hooked his legs around Cheng Duzhou. “I won’t wear these clothes again in the future. After this village, there’s no such shop (opportunity). Think carefully before speaking.”
“Duan Xingye.” Cheng Duzhou took a deep breath, retreating to the side. “I am not a pervert.”
Duan Xingye pursed his lips.
Cheng Duzhou wanting it and him not giving it was one thing. But him giving it and Cheng Duzhou not wanting it was another.
He looked at Cheng Duzhou for a moment, got off the table, and said indignantly in a low voice: “You are noble, you are amazing, go be a monk then!”
“…”
After the two changed back into their own clothes, they became the appearance familiar to the audience.
The props master came in to tidy up the dressing room.
Duan Xingye went out first.
Cheng Duzhou glanced at his back, lowered his voice a few degrees, and said to the props master, “Can the outfit my husband wore today be wrapped up? I’ll pay.”
The props master was a middle-aged woman. Thinking he wanted to take the clothes back as a souvenir, she smiled: “No need to pay, I’ll give it to you.”
She put the full set of uniforms Duan Xingye wore into a paper bag. Just as she was about to pick up Cheng Duzhou’s set to put in together.
Cheng Duzhou said, “Thank you, only his.”
The car picking them up was still parked at the back door, visible after exiting the passage.
Cheng Duzhou put the paper bag in the trunk first, together with the luggage, then went around to the front to get in the car.
Old Xu was selecting questions from the bullet comments, asking on behalf of the audience: “Teacher Duan, will there be a chance to see you cross-dress in the future?”
Duan Xingye was feeling for something in his pocket, saying without looking up: “Don’t even think about it.”
Bullet comments were roasted, laughing very happily.
Old Xu then turned to Cheng Duzhou who just got in the car: “President Cheng, did your heart skip a beat when you saw Teacher Duan wearing a skirt?”
Cheng Duzhou answered strictly, saying, “Everyone’s attention was on the mission itself. It was also for the mission that there was… this image breakthrough. So I didn’t judge Teacher Duan with subjective impressions.”
Duan Xingye was still fumbling in his pockets. Hearing this, he cast a cool glance at Cheng Duzhou.
Bullet comments:
“So professional!”
“Beauty in front, how could President Cheng resist!”
“As expected of the ascetic sect!”
Cheng Duzhou noticed Duan Xingye searching his pockets and asked, “Looking for what?”
Duan Xingye stopped to think. He used the phone issued by the program team to take photos for check-in earlier, then seemed to have put it casually in the uniform jacket pocket. Should still be in the dressing room.
Duan Xingye pushed the door open to get off: “Program team’s phone left inside.”
Cheng Duzhou was about to follow down.
Duan Xingye turned back: “No need, I’ll be back immediately.”
Old Xu was afraid Duan Xingye couldn’t find it, so he shouldered the camera and entered the back door with him.
In the dressing room, the props master hadn’t left yet.
Duan Xingye asked upon seeing her: “Is the uniform jacket still there?”
The props master understood immediately, picking up Cheng Duzhou’s uniform jacket to hand to him: “I’ll wrap up the rest for you too.”
Cheng Duzhou’s jacket was obviously a size bigger than his. Duan Xingye said, “Not his, I want my own set.”
The props master was confused: “But your set was just taken away by your husband.”
Duan Xingye was slightly stunned, blurting out: “What does he want my clothes for?”
The props master initially thought Duan Xingye knew. Seeing he didn’t know now, her eyes immediately became profound and unfathomable.
Duan Xingye suddenly realized something, shut his mouth abruptly, his face flushing red.
Bullet comments understood instantly:
“Hahaha! President Cheng knows how to play!”
“Don’t tell me he wants Teacher Duan to wear it tonight.”
“Five-star suite, uniform play. I just want to ask, can tonight’s livestream be extended?”
“Tsk tsk, President Cheng says attention is on the mission, but in his brain, he’s already flipping Teacher Duan back and forth.”
Cheng Duzhou was looking at his phone in the car.
Duan Xingye came back, his small face still red, just his expression was a bit tight.
Old Xu sat in the passenger seat laughing muffledly.
Cheng Duzhou asked, “Found it?”
Duan Xingye gave a heavy mn.
Cheng Duzhou touched his face with the back of his hand: “What’s wrong?”
Duan Xingye met his gaze, brushed his hand away, and said coldly: “What did you take my clothes for?”
Bullet comments were all laughing, looking forward to Cheng Duzhou’s embarrassment after being exposed.
Cheng Duzhou just paused, looking at Duan Xingye for a while, withdrew his hand, gaze shifting out the car window: “I wanted to keep something as a souvenir, proving I experienced it with you. When taking the clothes out again in the future, I should still be able to remember how you look today.”
Duan Xingye blinked, face hotter, even his heart beating irregularly.
He didn’t expect Cheng Duzhou to collect his things with a commemorative mood, even wanting to look back on things experienced together in the future. He still thought this was just a business relationship.
Bullet comments teared up.
“I apologize for my previous dirty thoughts.”
“President Cheng has always been very thoughtful.”
“He didn’t take his own, only Teacher Duan’s. Really loves Teacher Duan.”
Cheng Duzhou propped his cheek with one hand, lowering his eyes, fiddling with his phone.
Duan Xingye felt his phone vibrate and picked it up to check.
Cheng Duzhou: [You said let me feel good for a bit, I noted it down. Put on the uniform when we go back tonight.]
“…………”
Motherfucker.
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Author’s Note:
President Cheng: Seduce me, I’ll do you.
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