DLWAV CH59
But the Milk Dumpling felt it was very not okay.
In fact, not long after rushing out of the Hehuan Sect’s temporary residence that night, it had calmed down.
It also finally realized that Ao Ruize had been constantly egging it on to catch Yan Chong every day just to send it away so he could seduce its wife.
Regarding this, it could only take out a pen and paper and tearfully write down the names of Zhong Chi and Xia Jingyao.
Obviously, Xia Jingyao was now also someone it would need to support in the future.
Even more obvious was that Ao Ruize was a heartless scumbag.
So this time, it couldn’t just ignore things like last time.
Most importantly, the previous world was just an ordinary world, so it couldn’t leave Ao Ruize’s sea of consciousness for too long.
But this world was different. Although the spiritual energy in this world wasn’t abundant, it was no problem to satisfy the spiritual energy it needed to leave Ao Ruize’s sea of consciousness.
This meant that it could go find Fu Mu and then tell him Ao Ruize’s true colors—
Thinking of this, the Milk Dumpling was suddenly filled with fighting spirit again.
So on the morning of the third day, as soon as Ao Ruize left, the Milk Dumpling sneaked into the Hehuan Sect’s temporary residence.
As if sensing something, Fu Mu, who was lying on the bed covered only by a thin layer of gauze, suddenly opened his eyes. Then with a wave of his right hand, a long robe from a screen not far away flew towards him.
By the time he got out of bed naked, the long robe landed perfectly on his body.
Then, while tying his belt, he looked out the window.
In the next second, two white glutinous rice balls appeared on the windowsill.
Fu Mu: “…”
He looked closely, only to discover they weren’t glutinous rice balls, but two small hands.
Immediately after, a larger glutinous rice ball squeezed out.
It panted heavily while struggling to climb up.
Unfortunately, compared to its hands, its body was simply too clumsy, so after kicking for quite a while, it still couldn’t climb onto the windowsill.
A bit stupid!
Fu Mu thought to himself.
Only then did the Milk Dumpling realize that this was the cultivation world, it was a system, why was it struggling so hard to climb? It could just fly in!
Thinking of this, the Milk Dumpling immediately flew up slowly.
However, in the next second, it saw a pair of straight legs, and further up was none other than Fu Mu’s flawlessly handsome face.
Milk Dumpling: “…”
The Milk Dumpling’s mind went blank, causing its body to instantly lose control and fall downwards.
It was Fu Mu who had quick eyes and hands, scooping it up immediately so it didn’t fall to the ground.
Fu Mu reached out and pinched its chubby face: “Whose artifact spirit are you? How did you get lost and end up here with this Sect Master?”
Milk Dumpling: “…”
Meeting Fu Mu’s almost flawless face and his fair, slender fingers, then smelling the fragrant scent on his body, with a poof, the Milk Dumpling turned directly into a Pink Dumpling.
It instantly felt dizzy and stammered: “Wife, you, how can you be so, so good-looking…”
If only its knowledge were a bit more profound, it would also write a book called The First Intimate Contact.
Wife?
Fu Mu’s movements stopped instantly.
Wait, fragrant scent?
The Milk Dumpling also realized.
Why was this scent a bit familiar?
Wasn’t this mixed with the scent of that dog thing Ao Ruize?
What this meant was self-evident—
“Wuwuwu.”
The Milk Dumpling’s eyes instantly turned red.
It was still too late. Its wife… its wife had already been defiled by that dog thing Ao Ruize.
Thinking of this, the Milk Dumpling immediately hugged Fu Mu and choked out: “Listen to me, Xiao… Long Ruize is not a good thing, don’t be deceived by him…”
Fu Mu: “…”
He reached out and flicked the Dumpling’s chubby ears: “Are you Long Ruize’s artifact spirit?”
As for the Milk Dumpling slandering Ao Ruize… what bad intentions could such a small Milk Dumpling have!
The Milk Dumpling thought for a moment and nodded.
After all, according to the agreement, it couldn’t reveal Ao Ruize’s or its own identity.
So it could only say: “Long Ruize is a bad thing. Let me tell you, he already had two… more than twenty wives before…”
It thought, although Ao Ruize only had two wives before, how could two be as persuasive as more than twenty?
Fu Mu: “…”
Fu Mu’s brows furrowed instantly.
Seeing this, the Milk Dumpling’s eyes lit up immediately.
It knew that no one could accept their partner having a reinforced platoon of exes.
But in the next second, it heard Fu Mu say: “It doesn’t matter, as long as the person Long Ruize likes now is me.”
Fu Mu didn’t know why he wasn’t angry at all, and even had the urge to play with the Milk Dumpling’s small furry feet.
And he really did so.
With a little force, that small foot would kick his palm lightly and then retract.
Milk Dumpling: “…”
It never expected that its wife would be as blind as itself.
It tried to set Fu Mu straight: “You can’t be like this, we can’t pick up partners from the trash heap…”
Fu Mu couldn’t help but pinch its small leg again: “But I’m not much better either. You should know that just the men who have died in my bed number more than thirty.”
Milk Dumpling: “…”
Milk Dumpling: “……”
Milk Dumpling: “………”
It didn’t expect its wife to be even more of a playboy.
It was careless.
So what else could it say!
The Milk Dumpling choked up on the spot.
It just felt like it had suffered another severe beating from society.
Seeing its drooping ears and listless appearance like a wilted eggplant, Fu Mu couldn’t help but pinch its face again: “Did Long Ruize bully you?”
Otherwise, how could the Milk Dumpling secretly run over here to speak ill of Long Ruize?
Hearing this, the Milk Dumpling’s ears instantly pricked up again. It nodded heavily, and its voice immediately took on a trace of a sobbing tone again: “That guy is really bad.”
Holding it, Fu Mu didn’t know why, but he suddenly felt somewhat guilty, and his voice became even gentler: “It’s okay. If he’s bad, can’t you be even worse?”
“Let me tell you, Long Ruize sold two pill recipes to the other three Great Families. Now he’s filthy rich. Since you’re by his side, you have every opportunity to secretly undermine him and poach his wealth.”
Milk Dumpling: “…”
As expected of its wife, even his thoughts were exactly the same as its own.
Looking at it now, trying to break up Ao Ruize and Fu Mu was already impossible.
Since that was the case, it might as well continue to lie low by Ao Ruize’s side and poach his wealth.
After all, it now had two wives to support.
Thinking of this, its killing intent instantly rose: “Then I’ll go back first.”
“You… you take care of yourself. If Long Ruize dares to do anything to wrong you, just kick him out directly.”
Fu Mu, however, said: “No rush.”
“You ran over so early, have you eaten? If not, why not stay and eat together? Our Hehuan Sect’s cook has excellent skills, especially in making milky small steamed buns, sugar-steamed cheese, milk shaved ice, nougat, ginger milk curd…”
The Milk Dumpling subconsciously licked its lips and said: “I don’t eat ginger.”
“Okay.”
Fu Mu immediately picked it up and walked out: “Then we’ll switch to double-skin milk.”
So much so that the Milk Dumpling couldn’t help but bury its face in Fu Mu’s arms and rub vigorously.
Wuwuwu, its wife… its former wife was really so gentle.
Soon, Ao Ruize learned about the Milk Dumpling going to find Fu Mu.
Because he finally remembered that the Milk Dumpling didn’t seem to have returned yet.
He subconsciously released his divine sense, and then discovered that the Milk Dumpling was actually with Fu Mu right now.
No need to guess to know what it went to do.
Ao Ruize: “…”
His intuition told him things were going to go south.
After all, in the past, even if he just showed a little pectoral muscle in front of outsiders, his wife could be jealous for a whole day.
Now that he knew about the matter of his two previous ‘wives’, could he not explode?
So that night, Ao Ruize specially returned to Fu Mu’s side early.
But what he didn’t expect was that during dinner, Fu Mu didn’t look like he intended to have an outburst.
While continuing to handle official business after the meal, Fu Mu still didn’t look like he intended to have an outburst.
…
While bathing, Fu Mu still didn’t look like he intended to have an outburst.
Until he pressed Fu Mu under him and began to study the depth of the human body, Fu Mu suddenly said: “I heard you had two wives before?”
Ao Ruize: “…”
He knew it; his wife couldn’t possibly not take this matter to heart.
And he was indeed affected a little.
But what he didn’t expect was that before he could open his mouth to explain, Fu Mu suddenly leaned close to his ear and exhaled like an orchid: “Then doesn’t that mean I’m sleeping with someone else’s man right now?”
Ao Ruize: “…”
This was much more exciting than windowsills, the wild, or whatever other messy places.
And so that bit of influence instantly turned into a positive influence.
So… laughed to death, with his wife’s fetish, there simply wouldn’t be a crematorium.
Ao Ruize fiercely kissed the corner of Fu Mu’s mouth: “Yes indeed, and maybe they’ll bring people over to catch the adulterers in a while…”
Just as Ao Ruize and Fu Mu were busy playing various role-playing games, good news outside came one after another.
—After the Four Great Families obtained those two pill recipes, they all immediately recalled all the alchemists in their clans and began mass-producing those two types of pills.
And so a month later, which was the second day after the Mingxiao Tournament ended, the Dragon Clan’s Old Ancestor was the first to advance to the Early Ascension stage.
Subsequently, the Vermilion Bird Clan’s Old Ancestor also advanced to the Early Ascension stage.
The White Tiger Clan’s Old Ancestor even jumped two levels in a row, advancing to the Mid Ascension stage.
Although the Black Tortoise Clan’s Old Ancestor failed to advance and fell a step behind the three Old Ancestors of the other clans, within two months, the Black Tortoise Clan directly gained one Peak Tribulation-Transcending powerhouse, three Early Tribulation-Transcending powerhouses, and eight Soul Formation stage powerhouses, which was double that of the other three clans.
As the news spread, the entire Mingxiao Continent was in an uproar.
Seeing this, those demon clans came knocking one after another. The large clans directly sought to purchase the pill recipes, while the small clans only sought to purchase the pills.
Ao Ruize continued to refuse no one.
And then he naturally made another fortune, earning a full bowl and basin.
Two months later, with the help of Fu Mu and the other three Great Families, the Dragon Clan finally gathered the two sets of spiritual herbs for the Spirit Cleansing Pill.
Another half month passed. The pill furnace opened, auspicious clouds soared into the sky, and the Pill Clan’s Old Ancestor, who had been invited by the Dragon Clan to refine the Spirit Cleansing Pill for Ao Ruize, successfully refined two Spirit Cleansing Pills.
And only refined two Spirit Cleansing Pills.
In an instant, many people couldn’t help but show expressions of disappointment.
According to the agreement, no matter how many Spirit Cleansing Pills were refined in the end, Ao Ruize could directly take one. If there were any extras, the clan had to sell one to Ao Ruize, the price being the top-tier spirit vein Ao Ruize had just obtained from the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan, which would be donated to the clan.
Now that only two Spirit Cleansing Pills were refined, these two naturally both belonged to Ao Ruize.
That was the Spirit Cleansing Pill, ah.
After obtaining the Spirit Cleansing Pills, Ao Ruize directly handed a jade bottle to Elder Zhongzhen.
“This—”
Although Elder Zhongzhen had long known that the reason Ao Ruize proposed to the clan to purchase another Spirit Cleansing Pill was all for him.
But when the moment truly arrived, he hesitated.
Because he couldn’t help but think, even if he washed away a miscellaneous spirit root, could he really surpass the Nineteenth Elder in the future?
But if this Spirit Cleansing Pill was left in the clan, maybe the clan could produce another Tribulation-Transcending powerhouse in the future, and the people in the clan would certainly respect Ao Ruize, this Young Patriarch, even more.
As if guessing what he was thinking, Ao Ruize simply said: “I only know that if you take this Spirit Cleansing Pill, you have at least a one-third chance of surpassing the Nineteenth Elder in a few hundred years. But if you don’t use this Spirit Cleansing Pill, I’m afraid you won’t be able to vent your anger for the rest of your life.”
“So if you don’t use this Spirit Cleansing Pill, can you be content?”
“Most importantly, I actually don’t lack that little bit of respect from the clansmen.”
Of course he wasn’t content!
With words having reached this point, what else could Elder Zhongzhen do?
He stared fixedly at the jade bottle in Ao Ruize’s hand, and finally reached out to take it.
One could imagine how angry the Nineteenth Elder was the next day when news reached his ears that after Elder Zhongzhen took that Spirit Cleansing Pill, he successfully washed away a miscellaneous spirit root and advanced to the Late Golden Core stage on the spot.
Because he was actually also a Water-Wood dual spirit root; otherwise, as a fellow elder, his ranking wouldn’t be nineteenth.
One could imagine how much benefit it would have brought him if he could have obtained that Spirit Cleansing Pill.
Yet that bastard offspring Ao Ruize would rather give the Spirit Cleansing Pill to his idiot father than show filial respect to him, his own grandfather.
Even the reason he gave the Spirit Cleansing Pill to his idiot father was to strengthen his idiot father so he could come slap his face in the future.
But now, it was useless for him to say anything more.
Until half a year later, news suddenly came from Black City in the south that all the forces in Black City had been subdued overnight.
And the person who became the first master of Black City was a Late Soul Formation powerhouse named Cong Yan.
Ao Ruize: “…”
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