DLWAV CH54
Or perhaps, in just these few days of not seeing him, his wife had changed his nature?
How was that possible?
But if that wasn’t the case, how else could one explain the fact that he had already exposed his pectoral and abdominal muscles, yet his wife remained indifferent?
One should know that the last time he did this, he got to “eat meat” right on the spot.
Thinking of this, Ao Ruize’s brows instantly furrowed even tighter.
Just at this moment, the Milk Dumpling (System), who had been running wild outside all day, returned.
Seeing his appearance, it subconsciously asked: “What’s wrong with you?”
Although Ao Ruize felt the Milk Dumpling probably couldn’t give him any good advice, he still said: “It’s like this. I have a friend whose wife clearly likes him to death, but for some reason, his wife has lost his memory. As a result, when he tried to seduce his wife today using the fact that his wife was particularly obsessed with his body, his wife was actually indifferent. Why do you think that is?”
The Milk Dumpling subconsciously followed his train of thought: “Isn’t that simple!”
“Either his belief that his wife likes that about him is actually just his delusion.”
“Or his wife has fallen for someone else.”
“Or it’s because his wife actually wants more, but he only revealed the tip of the iceberg, so his wife couldn’t muster any interest and simply rejected him…”
“…Forget it, the third point can be ignored.”
After all, Ao Ruize said his friend’s wife had lost his memory, so how could he immediately crave his body right off the bat?
Otherwise, his wife would have to like him an awful lot.
Ao Ruize: “…”
However, Ao Ruize felt that the first and second points were the ones that could be directly ignored.
After all, if his wife didn’t like him anymore, could he have been that worried when he heard his cry of pain just now?
In other words, the reason his wife unhesitatingly rejected him this time was because he revealed too little?
Ao Ruize: “…”
Is his wife this… cute now?
And, is there such a good thing?
Ao Ruize’s Adam’s apple bobbed up and down, and his tightly furrowed brows instantly relaxed: “I understand. Thank you. I didn’t expect you to have such smart moments.”
After all, if not for the Milk Dumpling, he probably wouldn’t have known how long it would take to figure this out.
The Milk Dumpling said proudly: “Of course—”
After all, it didn’t read all those storybooks for nothing.
Wait, what do you mean “it actually has such smart moments”?
The Milk Dumpling exploded directly.
It suspected Ao Ruize was engaging in personal attacks against it.
But in the next second, it was stunned again.
Wait again, is there something even more wrong somewhere?
But just at this moment, Ao Ruize patted off non-existent dust from his hands and said: “Alright, go play.”
“By the way, the Executive Hall should have delivered my monthly allowance for this month. If there’s anything you want to buy, feel free to take the spirit stones and buy it.”
After all, he couldn’t bully the system too much.
Milk Dumpling: “…”
The Milk Dumpling instantly threw everything to the back of its mind.
“Okay.”
It just so happened that it had its eye on a piece of crystal-clear jade pendant at a small stall in the market. Its sixth sense told it that the jade pendant was simply perfect for Fu Mu.
Most importantly, it seemed to be a top-tier magical treasure, but the seller obviously didn’t know. Unfortunately, it didn’t have enough spirit stones on hand.
But now, it was definitely going to pick up this huge bargain.
Thinking of this, its favorability towards Ao Ruize instantly returned quite a bit.
At least this guy was quite generous.
Just like that, the Milk Dumpling excitedly took Ao Ruize’s spirit stones and went to the market. Ao Ruize, on the other hand, changed into a new set of clothes and, as soon as it got dark, went to the Hehuan Sect’s temporary residence again.
So that night, as soon as Fu Mu pushed open his room door, he almost tripped over a pair of pants under his feet.
Even worse, those pants were undergarments.
“Who—”
As he spoke, Fu Mu looked up and forward. Further ahead were a belt, outer robes, inner clothes… and Ao Ruize lying on his bed…
Obviously, these clothes on the floor were his.
Most importantly, he had already taken off his clothes, yet he actually used the quilt to cover his key parts… No, taking off his clothes was one thing, but when covering his body with the quilt, he actually only covered the key parts…
Fu Mu subconsciously closed the door.
Then he reacted: “Young Clan Leader Long?”
“What are you doing?”
Ao Ruize resisted the urge to pull the quilt up.
One could only say that doing this kind of thing for the first time, being a little unaccustomed was normal.
After all, he used to be a decent person.
However, noticing that although Fu Mu stood straight, his gaze couldn’t help drifting towards his body, the discomfort in Ao Ruize’s heart instantly swept away.
He even spread his thighs wider: “Just as Sect Master Fu sees, I’m offering myself for the pillow mat (seducing you)!”
Fu Mu, who was almost dazzled by the muscles on Ao Ruize’s calves: “…”
If not for Ao Ruize calling him Sect Master Fu one after another, he would have thought Ao Ruize was the Sect Master of the Hehuan Sect.
His brows instantly furrowed, but for some reason, the words he spoke carried no majesty at all: “If I recall correctly, I made my attitude very clear this morning. Or does the Young Clan Leader lack even the basic ability to read people’s expressions?”
So he simply opened up and spoke frankly: “What idea the Young Clan Leader is entertaining, you and I both know clearly—”
“It’s nothing more than because you entered the main sect as a side branch member and are weak alone, so you want to find yourself an external support.”
“But aren’t you afraid that after the Dragon Clan people find out about your alliance with someone from an outside clan, they’ll slap the label of colluding with outsiders on your head?”
“Moreover, I have no interest in getting involved in the dirty business of you big families, so the Young Clan Leader really doesn’t need to target me.”
After speaking, he fiercely waved his sleeve, and the clothes on the floor instantly all flew onto the bed.
Ao Ruize: “…”
If even one of these clothes had flown directly onto his body, or if, like this morning, Fu Mu had driven him down the mountain directly, he would have believed Fu Mu’s words immediately.
So the Milk Dumpling actually guessed right.
So Fu Mu is playing hard to get now?
Ao Ruize completely understood.
He said with a calm face: “Since Sect Master Fu thinks I have ulterior motives, at worst, after sleeping with me, just pull up your pants and refuse to acknowledge anyone. Anyway, my strength is more than ten levels lower than yours. Even if I wanted to trouble you then, I couldn’t do anything to you, could I?”
Fu Mu: “…”
His first reaction was actually that Ao Ruize made quite a bit of sense.
Ao Ruize continued: “Or is it that Sect Master Fu doesn’t fancy me?”
Fu Mu: “…”
He couldn’t help glancing at Ao Ruize’s chest, and the area above his calves that was tightly covered by the quilt, then subconsciously walked forward.
But soon he reacted.
He immediately wanted to retract the leg he had stepped out.
But how could Ao Ruize let him have his wish?
An ice chain appeared out of thin air, wrapping directly around Fu Mu’s waist. Before Fu Mu could react, Ao Ruize on the other end pulled slightly, and Fu Mu flew into the air directly towards the bed.
Fu Mu realized what was happening only then. He immediately wanted to cut the ice chain on his waist first, then wave out a few wind blades to attack the person attacking him. But soon, he realized the one attacking him was Ao Ruize, and he immediately frantically dispersed all the ice blades that had already formed under his palm.
The result was, in the next second, he pounced directly onto Ao Ruize, his face hitting squarely on Ao Ruize’s hard chest.
Fu Mu, whose face was instantly scalded: “…”
As their eyes met, Ao Ruize seemed to have a sudden inspiration. He reached out to hug Fu Mu’s waist, then leaned directly to his ear: “Doesn’t Sect Master Fu think the quilt on me is a bit of an eyesore?”
“You can lift it with your own hands, you know?”
Fu Mu: “…”
Lift it with his own hands?
Fu Mu’s gaze immediately slid downwards, his Adam’s apple couldn’t help bobbing up and down, and his breathing became two notches heavier.
Following his gaze downwards was also his right hand.
But just as his right hand was about to touch the quilt, he suddenly reacted.
What was he doing?
Wasn’t he thinking about leading the Hehuan Sect onto the righteous path a while ago?
Yet today he was actually seduced and moved by Ao Ruize.
Thinking of this, the fingers Fu Mu placed on Ao Ruize curled up instantly. He tried to keep a straight face: “Young Clan Leader Long, please have some self-respect.”
He said: “What’s more, in terms of age, I could be your great-great-grandfather—”
Ao Ruize reached out to untie his belt while laughing lowly: “It doesn’t matter. Older means fully ripe.”
Fu Mu: “…”
Fu Mu’s breathing instantly became three notches heavier.
Fu Mu struggled: “If the Dragon Clan people find out about this, your reputation will be completely ruined.”
Ao Ruize’s hand landed on his collar, becoming increasingly skillful: “It’s fine, we can just have an affair and not make it public.”
Fu Mu: “…”
Suddenly a bit angry, but he also had to admit, mostly moved.
Fu Mu tried to make a final struggle: “You should know, the men who have died on me number twenty or thirty, if not forty or fifty.”
Ao Ruize casually threw the taken-off clothes, landing exactly on his undergarments beside them, just like their current state: “Exactly how many?”
Fu Mu casually made up a number: “Thirty-five.”
Ao Ruize: “Then I’ll be the thirty-sixth.”
Speaking of this, he chuckled: “After all, being able to die on Sect Master Fu is also my honor.”
Fu Mu: “…”
The string in Fu Mu’s brain snapped completely.
Especially when Ao Ruize added another sentence: “Alright, I’m done (undressing). Sect Master Fu can begin.”
Fu Mu, who only felt a bit of chill on his back: “…”
What could Fu Mu do?
Things had reached this point.
Meat was delivered to his mouth.
If he didn’t sleep (with him), it would be a waste.
According to Ao Ruize, at worst, he would just pull up his pants and deny knowing anyone afterwards.
Anyway, as the dignified Sect Master of the Hehuan Sect, isn’t doing something like this very normal?
Thinking of this, Fu Mu smashed the broken jar (gave up resisting) and placed his hand on the quilt.
So very quickly, he knew that in the end, it definitely wouldn’t be Ao Ruize dying on him, but rather him dying under Ao Ruize.
In his daze, only one thought remained in his mind: Are all the little… big cubs of the Dragon Clan so formidable?
After all, he, a mighty Crossing Calamity stage cultivator, was actually no match for a mere Golden Core stage cultivator in a “fight.”
Also.
He still fell for Ao Ruize’s trick.
Because not long after, he reflexively started circulating his cultivation method, the Hehuan Sect special edition.
So after one round, Ao Ruize’s cultivation directly advanced from the early Golden Core stage to the mid-Golden Core stage—
With this, even if he pulled up his pants and denied anyone afterwards, Ao Ruize still profited massively, okay!
Because of this, he couldn’t help but bite Ao Ruize one more time.
Then Ao Ruize couldn’t hold back even more…
Of course, it would have been better if the Milk Dumpling’s voice hadn’t suddenly rung in Ao Ruize’s mind halfway through their “fight.”
It was incredibly angry: “My jade pendant was robbed…”
simply put, in the afternoon, after getting the spirit stones from Ao Ruize, it couldn’t wait to run to the market to buy that jade pendant.
As a system, of course, it couldn’t buy it personally.
But it could bewitch a cultivator with relatively low cultivation to help buy it.
Unexpectedly, after arriving, a cultivator happened to be preparing to buy that jade pendant first. The stall owner was also unethical; because that cultivator offered a higher price than it did, he prepared to sell the jade pendant to that cultivator.
The Milk Dumpling naturally didn’t agree.
So it subsequently controlled the person to barge in.
Unexpectedly, that cultivator was also determined to get the jade pendant and started bidding against it.
At first, it thought that cultivator might have also discovered the unusual nature of the jade pendant, which was why he wanted to fight for it.
Fortunately, after a few rounds of bidding, that cultivator gave up.
Then it emptied its pockets to buy the jade pendant.
But what it never expected was that just as it controlled the person to walk into a corner, preparing to get the jade pendant in hand, that cultivator suddenly attacked.
It turned out he really had discovered the unusual nature of the jade pendant. The reason he gave up bidding was merely because he felt the cultivation of the person it controlled was too low. He could completely kill the person and seize the treasure directly later, thereby saving a large amount of spirit stones.
Then the jade pendant was snatched away by that cultivator.
Milk Dumpling: “…If I hadn’t used spiritual power to protect the heart meridian of the person I controlled, I’m afraid he would have been silenced directly by that guy.”
“Boo hoo hoo, Xiao Ruize, you have to help me get justice… Eh, it’s so late, why aren’t you in your room?”
Ao Ruize: “…”
What could Ao Ruize do?
After all, if the Milk Dumpling knew what he was doing right now, it would probably die of anger directly.
Thinking of this, Ao Ruize could only say: “I have some business outside right now.”
“However, if that cultivator also recognized the unusual nature of that jade pendant at a glance, there are only two answers. Either his taste is as good as yours, or he is Yan Chong.”
Of course, he made this up.
In short, divert the disaster first.
Milk Dumpling: “Yan Chong?”
The Milk Dumpling thought about it and felt Ao Ruize made a lot of sense. After all, with that living map in hand, what heavenly treasures or superb magical artifacts could Yan Chong not distinguish?
Although the cultivator it saw today didn’t look anything like Yan Chong, don’t forget, ever since the Dragon Clan dispatched the Dragon Royal Guard to arrest Yan Chong, Yan Chong had completely disappeared from the Mingxiao Continent, and they hadn’t been able to find his tracks again.
So it couldn’t be ruled out that he had disguised himself.
Ao Ruize: “So go back to the market now and see if you can run into him again. If you run into him again, send me a message immediately, and I’ll have the Dragon Royal Guard go catch him.”
The Milk Dumpling immediately swept away the anger in its voice and said excitedly: “Okay, I’ll go look for him right now.”
After all, if it could find Yan Chong’s tracks using a jade pendant, then it would still be a huge profit.
Ao Ruize instantly breathed a sigh of relief.
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